#pitttok

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Dennis: My attendings just got in a fight in the ER and they’re trying to decide who gets custody of me? What dat mean?

Trinity: *coming behind him with a monster and Dennis’s backpack* I’ve decided to make their divorce even messier, I’ll give you this monster if you come home with me instead ☺️

Dennis: Hmm. Okay ☺️

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I made an arty TikTok if you’re interested

✨ItsAlexMoriarty✨

I only made it yesterday so there isn’t much on there apart from just a few hucklerobby posts

It would mean a lot if you follow 🫶

Loving just putting chaotic gay music with my art 😂

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Jack: *in the kitchen making lasagna* ‘make my boyfriends favorite for his last meal with me’

Commenter: I thought he was your husband???? We demoting him before you off him?

Jack: no, this is my boyfriend. My husband and I needed to get someone more submissive to torture 😘

Commenter: well, why are we offing him???

Jack: What???? Who’s offing my puppy???

Commenter: YOU APPARENTLY?? Last meal??????

Jack: …oh. He’s getting top surgery tomorrow morning. I’m making his favorite before he has to fast :/

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Dennis: *back at home for the holidays, filming himself standing in the corner* Momma put me in the corner because it’s been storming out and the screen door banged open and Daddy said ‘lord take us now, we ready’ and I looked at him and said ‘nah I ain’t ready you can go’ and now I’m in the corner. Anyways, if I don’t come home I just want Doctor Robby to know he’s always been like a father to me and I mean that with my dick fully hard-

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Dennis: I got another ten minutes for comparing my crush to my father and I think they’re getting out the holy water and gonna try to exorcise me again. This house is a fucking nightmare.

Eldest brother: He’s so dramatic, the ones of us that live on the farm get exorcised all the time 🙄

Dennis: That’s not a point in favor of it!!!

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Robby: Get ready with me to go manhandle that poor mouse boy who started working at my job last week. It’s my new favorite hobby. *stares into the mirror for a solid fifteen seconds not even blinking* nah, I don’t need to get ready for that. I’m already ready.

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Robby: ‘I mean, it was supposed to be my bath, but I guess I can share 😅’

Dennis: *sitting on the ledge at the back of the tub, pants rolled up and feet in the water while he does something on his laptop*

Jack: *sitting next to him and texting on his phone with one foot in the water*

Robby: *sitting with his legs up so he doesn’t get in their way*

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Victoria: *on tiktok* 🥰 going to girls night with the babes ✌🏻 *walks into Trinity’s apartment* hey-…

Trinity: That’s it, you’re in time out, get up there!

Dennis: *climbing onto the fridge* this apartment is a fucking NIGHTMARE-!

Samira: I told you, stop putting him up there, that’s like a mountain to him! One day he just gonna say ‘fuck it’ and come down!

Victoria: *looking at Mel who’s sitting at the coffee table with noise canceling headphones and doing a puzzle, looks back at camera* You know, I think I’ll just hang with Cassie for the night- *sneaks out*