Would Smurfette or anyone else smurf the extra nine yards for sweet Vanity? Who knows. But Lord knows I, SMURFAZALEA, give Vanity my heart & soul & the all the healing love in the world. He’s the sweetest angel heart I ever adored! More than all the boys I’ve had crushes on, Vanity has the most pure heart known to me. And there may be other girls out there who love Vanity Smurf which is highly appreciated BUT they’re not gonna adore him as infinitely and fiercely as I. 💍💙🦋
It still bugs me that Smurfette is just half of a friend to Vanity, that’s the bitter truth I’ve witnessed. Wikipedia lied saying Smurfette is Vanity’s best friend because she flaked out on him when he was a Wartmonger. If she was indeed, his best friend, she would never leave his side through the pretty and the ugly.
My amazing art right here has again spoken.