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[tony-gunks-italian-pizzeria]

New Menu Item!!

The tv's regular broadcast was interrupted by the a new advertisement blaring, “Come on in and try this very limited time recipe. New! Syrup breakfast slices available only for the next Five days as long as supplies last!” The dapper mustachioed man said roughly through flashes of pizza being cut and pulled apart. “Tony Gunk's Italian Pizzeria, thanks ya! We wouldn't be here without ya.” 'Tony’ winks at the camera and grins. 

[tony-gunks-italian-pizzeria]

Hey! It's Tony Gunk, eh- Here to announce my new recipe, made especially for you early birds out there; our own breakfast pizza!

It's got my own signature red sauce recipe, now with scrambled eggs, ham, and bacon. Nothin' like a good ounce'a protein to start the day off right, huh? And get this- It's only $6.99 for two slices!

And now, serving alongside this to help get ya going in the morning is our new, original, Coffee Gunk! Only $2.99!

We'll be opening earlier to adjust for you busybodies out there as well! Our new hours for the time being are 5:00 AM to 9:45 PM!

Stop on in to Tony Gunk's Italian Pizzeria tomorrow if ya can't today- just know we'll miss ya! I'm Tony Gunk, thank ya so much for your time.

[tony-gunks-italian-pizzeria]

Tony looked at the mosquito attached to his arm, and smiled, almost reminiscently.

"I used to feel so close ta you guys. Nowadays, I'm not so much a bloodsucker anymore."

Tony frowned- then squashed the mosquito with his hand.