#plasticstart

[ctrlgab-blog]

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Gab: I think I'm getting a sunburn

Gab: it's official this is how I will die

Gab: I love you goodbye

[wtfhchris-blog]

“I know this is gonna sound crazy and you’re probably gonna just say no but if I paid you, like, a grand, would you smash my knee with a sledgehammer?”

[mayacarver-blog]

What kind of homework is this? I give up. I wish I was still in kindergarten. But seriously, I’ll literally give you food if you help me.

[braydenpls-blog]

“What? Who? Me? Oh, you were talking to me? Sorry, I just. I have a lot on my mind. What were you saying?” 

[ctrlgab-blog]

“You know, I’m seriously thinking I should spend more time hanging out with the little kids at my gym’s daycare. Their love stories and adventures are more interesting than mine will ever be, as sad as that sounds.”

[nataliahbu-blog-blog]

Okay, please pretend you didn’t see that? I really thought I would land it.

[alohariley-blog]

Finders keepers.. My slice of pizza now.

[nataliahbu-blog-blog]

I don’t know why you’re talking to me right now, but make it quick while you still have my attention.