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“Beat it ‘Princess Pom-Pom’.” Eyebrows raise as River continues to lazily chew her gum, the corner of her lip raising in subtle, borderline sneer.

“I really don’t have time for you, so why don’t you go flutter your falsies at one of the nerdy kids? I’m sure they’ll do the homework for you.”

READ

If I get 6 'READ' s The Mun Shall Record Themselves Reading a Passage of Literature

5/6 yOU CAN'T DO THAT THAT'S EVEN CHEATIER CHEATING

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Well this is awkward.

DID REGINA GEORGE JUST CALL REGINA MILLS A DISNEY REJECT?! OH HONEY. OH BABYCHILD.

GIRL, YOU'RE GONNA LEARN TODAY.

"--'s that safe?"

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"Nothing could stop you."

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"Have any dragons flown by, by any chance?"

#He just throws hotdogs at her from box five

Raoul: Wait, what is the music of the night?

Regina: Shut up, I was half a virgin when I met you.

Erik: ::flings hotdogs as though they are confetti:: REGINA I, LIKE, INVENTED YOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

::slinks ofto lair to comfort self with hot dog::

Erik: Masqueraaaaaaaaaaaaade, hide your face so the world will never find youuuuuuuu.....

Erik: ::buries face in hot dog::

the end

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