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PLATHGOSSIP CONFESSIONALS #033.

“ CONFESSION: LENORE DELAWHORE & THE CREEPER DESERVE EACH OTHER ”

↳ Submitted ANONYMOUSLY (by Sarah Matthews).

#BRINGING BACK PLATH CONFESSIONS!! @people who haven’t been here long enough to see this:#you can send in confessions by writing ‘CONFESSION: _______’ in our inbox (so we can differentiate confessionals #from questions/comments to the gossipers) (and you can sign it with which character sent it in if you have multiple accounts)#we recommend you send them in-character and OFF-ANON because the ‘gossip app’ is an in-character plot device!!!#in-game all confessions appear anonymously to your characters when they’re looking at the app #but we publish which character sent the confession in (in the strikethrough) so all of our players can know for storytelling’s sake #your characters wouldnt be able to see that Sarah Matthews sent this confession in #but it’s way more fun for all of us roleplayers to know that this came from her #you can also spread RUMORS through this app if you want to report something!!#Lenore #The Creeper #plathgossip #confessions

‘SEND ME A SHIP’ QUESTIONNAIRE; PLATH EDITION:

Who suggests sneaking out past curfew hours?

Who gets excited about being nominated for the royal court at dances?

Who gets accused of being the Creeper and who punches the accusers in the face?

Who panics and runs to check on the other the second Shit Goes Down?

Who talks the other into parenting a dorm pet together?

Who writes about the other for their poetry assignment in English class?

Who goes all out for the school event festivities and who gets dragged along?

Who does all of the work on their group projects?

Who complains to the other about Mr. Kane’s handwriting?

Who goes to the other’s house for the holidays?

Who’s willing to sleep with a teacher to bring up the other’s grades?

Who is more scared for the other’s safety?

Who sends nudes during class?

Who gets way too heated in Mr. Michael’s class debates and who calms them down or cheers them on?

Who hates the other’s roommate?

Who's the bigger gossiper?

Who initiates the drunken heart-to-hearts?

Who sends in confessions to PlathGossip about how cute their partner is?

Who wants to investigate the scary fuckery on campus and who wants them to stay out of it for their own safety?

Who talks the other into skipping class to get high in the parking lot?

Who spams the other’s phone with stupid memes?

Who suggests sleeping in the same bed first?

Who wants to get jiggy in a classroom, the garden, the pool, the dorm hall showers, etc.?

Who lets the other cheat off of their test?

Feel free to reblog, add on more questions, or edit for a staff version!!

#i forgot that staff members have houses and no curfews or dorms or homeworks im so sorrY STAFF RPERS I FAILED U #admittedly am too tired and hungover to do Worth replies rn #( inbox call. )#plathgossip

so. any tea about the creeper?

IF ONLY, my dear anon. If only we had any tea to spill. Trust me, if we knew who it was, it’d be front-page news in the Plath Post. Better yet, that creep would be out of here. We’re in the dark just like you are, babe. If only we knew who they were, what they were doing here, why they were terrorizing our school. All we can do is wait: for the next clue, the next injury, the next death. But let’s go over what we know so far, huh? A little brainstorming sesh never hurt anybody.

They’re OBSERVANT. They know about our hobbies. Our families. Where we came from. Why we were sent here in the first place. Now either they broke into the principal’s office and and stole all our files, or they’ve been watching us. Very closely.

They’re HORNY, bordering on obsessive when it comes to the ladies. They also have a thing with giving flowers to pretty girls (and the occasional boy). Yikes.

They WORK ALONE. I’m not so sure that that’s true, especially with people claiming to be their partner-in-crime. But they do seem to have a soft spot for horror-buff Jimmy St. Clair. Interesting.

They have an obsession with CLEANLINESS. They want to scrub us all from the inside-out–especially those of us who tend to make a mess. THEY are the only one who is allowed to make things dirty again.

–But also a penchant for violence, not to mention BLOOD AND GORE. Fingers. Arms. Legs. Guts. Just hack it ‘em all off. Good thing God gave us spare parts, huh? That goes for eyeballs, too. Shit.

They’re UNIDENTIFIABLE. They cloak themselves in black and wear a stupid, cliché Ghostface mask. And if that isn’t enough, anything they say is distorted by a strange little gadget. Of course it is. (But apparently they smell like mice.)

And they’re CUNNING. It would be all too easy to torture people in person, but instead they do it from afar. Hiding traps, hurting people while they’re unconscious. In other words, they’re a sneaky motherfucker. There’s only two people I can think of that they hurt in person, and neither of them lived to tell the tale.

But at the same time, they’re THEATRICAL. They want to remain hidden, but they want all the credit for their “performances.” Every trap has to be a Rube Goldberg device. Every gift has to come with a note. Some even come on audiobook.

Did our little overview give anyone any ideas yet? I know I’m still stumped. SHIT. WILL SOMEONE JUST CATCH THIS DAMN CREEPER ALREADY?

@xlwaysthere (we’ve got our eyes on you, too)

#The Creeper #plathgossip #some of the links have triggering content so just hold onto your insides m'dudes

Most likely to end up sleeping with each other?

This dump has hit a bit of a DRY SPELL lately. They say nothing kills the mood like anti-depressants, huh? However, there is one couple I’d LOVE to see Marvin Gaye and get it on:

LENORE and THE CREEPER

I hear she plans on asking him out on a date. Ooh la la~ And they supposedly have h i s t o r y together, so I say why not? If she already knows him, she might as well do it with a guy she can trust. And he even sent her FLOWERS. ♡ I know flowers can put me in the mood to do the horizontal tango. But maybe that’s just me.

I say let her go for him. Give us something steamy to talk about around here. For a bunch of horny teens, you guys sure are celibate. (And is anyone else even a little curious about how he performs? The guy’s into theatrics. Maybe he’d want to do a little role-playing.)

Anyway, I approve wholeheartedly. So what if it’s unsafe? It’s good news. And if she never comes back, well … I guess she’s just having a really good time.

@shegotbored @xlwaysthere

#i have never dragged another character so hard in my life #Lenore #The Creeper #plathgossip

Who's the creepiest but cutest student here?

You’re kidding me, right? You want me to pick just one kid in this insane asylum we call a boarding school?

Fine. I’ll pick three, and that’s the best you’re getting.

SIMON REIGN: Simon’s got that ‘tortured artist’ vibe to him. He seems real sweet, but what’s he always writing about in that notebook of his? I see him staring at all of us when we’re in class, scribbling, taking notes. What kind of dirt does he have on us? I want to know what’s in that notebook, Simon. I need to get my hands on it. What gossip that would be.

GABRIEL D’ANGELO: Did somebody say ‘anti-hero’? Girls love a bad boy with a heart of gold. Though the more I hear about him, the more I’m thinking that call for justice gives me the heebie-jeebies. He’s got a killer observant eye. I mean, does this kid even blink? Not to mention his aim with a slingshot is kind of uncanny. Oh yeah, and he’s also knowingly committed murder. I don’t know, I feel like if I get on his bad side he might take me out back and shoot me or something.

ZACH COLTRANE: Let’s review: 1) he was found alone in a FOREST, 2) he eats raw meat. I don’t know, I don’t trust that wood nymph. But he’s just so sweet. Such a gentle soul. Such a pacifist. And his room always smells nice and flowery. I mean, just look at him. Look at that adorable smile. What’s a girl to do? I’m smitten.

Anyway, those are just my top three, but I think you’re all creepy cuties. ♡

@xnicorn @reversecxpid @simonsreign

#Zach #Gabe #Simon #plathgossip

3 hottest students?

Oh, honey. How do you expect us to narrow it down like that? You’re going to have to be a little more specific. I couldn’t even give you three if I tried to break it up by subcategory.

Hottest Tramps;;Cypress Bronte, Scarlet Knott, Ruby Kane, Norie Delapore.

Hottest Bible Humpers;;Levi James, Jonah James, Eve Snow, Oliver Perkins.

Hottest Punkasses;;Nick Rojas, Sarah Matthews, Sawyer Elliott, Frankie Llewellyn.

Hottest Downers;;Ashton Hardy, Simon Reign, Clementine Sterling, Blaise Peters.

Hottest Enigmas;; Carmela Espinosa, Mikky Middleton, Raul Espinoza, Mimi Song.

Hottest Virgins;;Mai Kwon, Teddy Holt. Ah, and I’m sure Kai Min Jae and Lester Holt— or do those two have something to tell us?

Hottest Messes;;Tony di Sangue, Emmie Lou Urban, Felix Matua, Johnathon Bryn.

THIS JUST IN –

Your loyal gossip reporters apologize for the crucial lack of TEA being spilled lately.

We’ve been SWAMPED with real life responsibilities homework and exams, and it seems we’ve gotten a little backed up. But we see your amazing anons and we can’t wait to answer them!

Thanks for tuning in. Keep on sending your Check Check Good Shit and we’ll start getting to stuff soon~

That’s a Plath Promise. ;)

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