AU where Gundham misunderstands half the sad shit Mikan says as some badass masochistic form of taunting pre-battle strategy.
Like randomly taking off her clothes?
Obviously to reveal her true form underneath.
She asks if you want her to get on all fours and squeal like a pig?
Obviously, because she knows the true terror a pig hides. The screech of a hog, it’s obviously a battle cry!
And so on and he just decides she will become his apprentice and she’s just glad to have a friend who cares so much.












