She'd had a drink too many and it wasn't even dark outside. The bartender had already cut her off and she was causing a scene. I approached and said I'd take her home. The bartender was agreeable but she was argumentative. So I pretended to be hitting on her and whispered in her ear "We don't need all these people knowing that we're hooking up tonight baby. Just play along with me and I'll show you the best time of your life."
She studied me for a minute and the bartender grinned as she put her hand out for me to help her from the barstool. With her hand clutching my arm I took her small purse and glanced through it as I helped her to the door. Finding her keys was easy and I pressed the unlock button to see which car would honk in the parking lot.
At her car I opened the passenger door to let her in. "This is my car" she mumbled.
"Yes it is. We're using your car because I came with friends. You don't mind if we have use it to have some privacy do you?" I answered as I leaned in close and gave her a little peck on her check. She smiled and leaned towards me to kiss me. I allowed it and our mouths meet with more enthusiasm that I'd expected. The kiss was sloppy wet and in steadying myself and pulling back I inadvertently put my hand on her breast. That seems to put her in full cougar-mode and I had to quickly back away. I gently shoved her into the passenger seat and went around the car to the driver side. She began to attack me the second my door was shut.
The windows were tinted so I felt a little safer and less conspicuous inside and kissed her back. Her overwhelming desire for a good time had me intrigued and I did like the look of her tits so I didn't push away and as she kissed me I slipped my hand inside her dress and began to feel her up aggressively. She did have nice tits. Big, fairly firm for an old lady and her nipples hardened quickly. I was getting turned on.
I wanted to get her back to her place but I didn't know where she lived so I asked if she would give me a blow job before we fucked and she sat upright in her seat. She wiped some slobber from the side of her mouth and said, "Sure honey. I do give the best blow jobs you'll ever have."
Hmmm okay. I hope so. I thought to myself as I unzipped and pulled it out.
"You can't cum in my mouth honey. You okay with that?" she asked as she gripped me in one hand and ran her mouth down over me to deep throat my entire cock right from the start.
I hadn't answered her but she went ahead on me and worked me over good. I was about ready to cum and didn't want to pull out so I just warned her "You're going to love the taste of my cum babe. You seriously will fall in love with it." and I let myself explode in her mouth and she willingly swallowed every last drop without a word about her previous concern of me cumming in her mouth.
In the meantime, while she was working me over I managed to reach around her and get her purse open. I reached a hand in and fiddled around until I found her wallet, could take it out and find her drivers license. The address on it was a street I was familiar with and I only had to memorize the house number.
She was sitting back up again and I leaned over to play with her tits for a minute and suck on her nipples. "You know 3 people walked by when you were sucking my cock. Luckily they didn't look in at us and no one saw us" I lied. She glanced around frantic-like and I continued, "I don't think we should take a chance being her any longer. Let me take you someplace where we can have real privacy okay?"
"Your place?" she asked.
"I was thinking of your place this time. We can use my place another time if that's okay?" I pinched her nipple and twisted it. With my other hand I was sliding it up her inner thigh and rubbed it over her pussy. She was stimulated beyond measure and said "Okay honey. What ever you want."
"I want you baby. Can you help me find the way to your house?"
She was pretty coherent in giving me directions and I could have found her house even if I didn't know the address beforehand. As we got close I thought to ask if she lived alone. This could have been a disaster if she was married, living with someone or had relatives in the house. But she indicated that she lived alone, and that was a relief.
This little endeavor had changed in a matter of 30 minutes from getting her out of the bar to one of getting her into bed and fucking the old gal. I was horny and not to be denied.
I parked all the way back in the driveway near the back entrance and was getting out when I realized my zipper was still down and my partially shrunken cock was hanging there oozing a few last remnants of semen. I tucked it inside and rushed around to her door to help her out. We stumbled inside and I locked the door behind me. I shoved her against the kitchen counter, lifted her dress up with one hand to fondle between her legs and used my other hand to grope one of her tits while I kissed her.
She was pulling me towards her and holding the back of my head as we kissed. Two minutes maybe more, I don't know for sure and then I said, "Where's your bed room? Or do you want me to fuck you right here in the kitchen? On the floor or the table or where ever but I have to fuck you immediately"
I realized I was as frantic about it as she had been and dragged me by the hand to the family room couch. She flopped down on her back spread her legs and mumbled "Fuck me here honey. Fuck me here."
I fumbled with getting my cock out again as it had rehardened and I ended up needing to unbuckle my pants and drop them to the floor before sliding up between her mature legs and plowing into her cunt.
I gave her a good fifteen minute pounding before unloading and filling her up. I then rolled to one side and banged her into an orgasm with my fingers while I sucked her tits. Afterwards as she lay there exhausted she whispered, "That was amazing. The best I've ever had."
"It was the best I've ever had too Grandma. But don't you think we could have just as much fun without all the play acting and pretending we don't know each other?"
"Oh sweetie. You know you enjoy acting out my fantasies just as much as I do." she said with a big smile,
"I do. But sometimes I'd like to just come over and fuck the hell out of you without wasting time pretending to be someone else.
