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any pronouns - unhealthy obsession with Tim Drake - ao3 ironpool99

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 1 Part 4

Goncharov (Goncharov)

Shadow Milk Cookie (Cookie Run Kingdom)

Remaining time: 4 days 6 hours

[unpeeled-human]

cosmo, wanda, i want you to spawn a piece of radioactive plutonium in that person's stomach

[unpeeled-human]

cosmo. wanda. enough with the semantics

[garbage-empress]

Something the AI text boom has made me realize is that "no information" is significantly better than "wrong information."

I just saw Doordash AI describe a gallon of blue cheese dressing as a "sweet and refreshing beverage concentrate."

[enderwiggin]

[kidhedera]

My partner and I were ordering from a new takeaway joint via doordash recently and she wanted tuna sushi.

I don't know if this is a common thing in other places but what she meant by 'tuna sushi' was 'cooked tuna handroll', and I understood this immediately cos thats what it is called around here. 'Tuna Sushi' to me means this thing:

But we read the desciption under the 'tuna sushi' entry in the menu and it said:

"Temaki - fresh tuna accompanied by cucumber, wrapped in seaweed and rolled into a cone"

And I checked with her if that would be a suitable substitute and she was like "Oh no, that isn't what I want", and started trying to find something else.

Then I noticed a review with a picture of tuna sushi (cooked tuna handroll like she wanted) attached to it and read it to see what it was called so we could order it.

The reviewer said that they had ordered the "tuna sushi" but what they were delivered was not temaki, did not contain cucumber, and on top of that, they are allergic to avocado so couldn't even eat it.

So I went back and checked the discription and saw "Description generated by DoorDash using AI" written underneath.

AI generated food descriptions aren't just useless they are *dangerous*. Like OP said, worse than no info at all.

[garbage-empress]

While I was being silly in my original post, this is a massive problem with DoorDash AI. It constantly generates ingredient lists on massive assumptions without any approval from the actual restaurant. Of course, DoorDash won't tell you that's how it works. It doesn't even say the description is AI generated until you click on the actual item to pull up the ordering information, and even then they don't bother with a half-hearted "AI generated descriptions may be inaccurate" disclaimer. Just that it's AI generated with zero further information.

[mightyoctopus]

[ID: A cooked tuna hand roll. /end ID]

[yellow-kudzu]

I'm going to be honest. I thought Ranked Competitive Breast Growth was real. I thought cis men were taking estrogen and growing breasts competitively for money. I've thought this for months.

Months.

Didn't question it or research it further. Just saw it pop up on my dash every so often and thought "wild, but I get it".

This is how bad the economy feels to me right now.

[buggachat]

the best female characters are the ones that online discourse calls annoying and cannot stand. this is a fact sorry. the more hated she is by the online sphere the better her character is sorry

[tokkibean]

get a really good scene idea

write fic so that you can write the really good scene idea

write the really good scene idea

realise that you now need to write the rest of the fic

realise that you have no plot & no idea what to do bc you've already written the really good scene idea

panic.

[shibara]

7. realise you can just post the really good scene on its own.

8. slap some minimal context in the notes so ppl know what the fic that contained this might have been, and upload it to AO3.

9. the really good scene idea enters the collective mind of the fandom.

10. a person on the other side of the world falls asleep with a smile thinking about the really good scene idea

[the-haiku-bot]

7. realise

you can just post the really

good scene on its own.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[cleo-fox]

Writing tips:

“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context

“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets

[maple-seed]

Both options convey that he's horny

[cleo-fox]

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

[clonerightsagenda]

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

[clonerightsagenda]

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

[ironpool99]

you must now struggle. it has been fated

[encodedincommotion-deactivated2]

it's crazy how plausible all the shit the corporations do in the murderbot diaries is. that one scene when murderbot was talking to those humans who had signed a 20 year corporate work contract and it asked them if the contract specified 20 years by the standard local calendar or by a proprietary calendar created by the company was downright unsettling 😬 if the ceos of modern earth companies read these books they would probably start crying because the government won't let them do most of this in real life.

[radioorpheus]

hey fun fact this has absolutely happened before. part of the push to standardize time/timezones was because factory employers had clocks set to the pace of their machinery. meaning of the workers were not doing enough, time would run slower until they had reached their goal. there is historical precedent.

[duckbunny]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

[voidsartmenagerie]

w..what was the phineaspocalypse

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

A day we celebrate Phineas and Ferb day by making memes with these png

Look up "phineaspocalypse" here on Tumblr for more references

[fleemco]

Me looking at my timeline:

[perry-the-platypus-plumber]

[aisatsaa]

if only Gyatso had run away with Aang

[ironpool99]

you can't break my heart like this

[dwampyverse-memes]

[scunthotter]

People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.

[starr-angelofnarnia]

[lizardlicks]

Yeah Imma be real here idek anymore