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[MSG:] As long as you’re naked and covered in glow paint, I’m there
[MSG]: Aw, look. Lynn’s all grown up and attending his first underground Playboy Party. [MSG]: Just don’t do something stupid like paint a dinosaur on your chest if you want to actually hang out with me.
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"I’ve worked hard for everything i’ve got."
“Dude, no one’s saying you haven’t. Okay? If anyone here’s got a job because of luck, it’s me. I’ve got the freaking Puckerman name attached to me, I was basically a shoe in. But -- don’t you ever want something better than this? Being a playboy bunny’s not exactly a real in in the acting community. It might get you a gig as a model or something, but you’re wasting your time here, dude. And you’re better than all this shit Santana expects you to do at fancy parties. I met this dude last week at the club who’s an actual director; let me give you his number. Time to man up and stop hiding here because it’s comfortable, Ryder. I’m leaving soon for Juilliard, time for you to get your ass in gear and get out of here while you can, too.”
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[text] I miss you more than I should.
[text] Sorry, new phone. Who’s this?[unsent] You’re not supposed to miss me, Ryder.
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☆ - happy headcanon
Jake is a grump, everyone knows that. It’s not that he can’t enjoy himself, but it’s hard to really be positive when the world keeps screwing you over. They haven’t been friends long but Ryder has really started to understand this and he’s taken it upon himself to find out the secret formula to making Jake smile.
So he tries, a lot.
Good jokes, bad jokes, movies, video games, comics, stories where he makes a complete ass of himself, juggling, magic, every topic he can think of. He has a tally of how many time’s he’s made Jake happy, made him smile, made him laugh. Each one preserved perfectly in his mind.
But the sweetest, purest one is the one he gets right after they kiss for the first time.
"I wanted to hear your voice."
"So you took a greyhound across the country? Jesus, Ryder, couldn't you have just tried leaving a voicemail? I would have stopped ignoring your calls if you'd pretended you were dying or something. Besides, not talking was your idea, remember? I told you I was going to suck at long distance, and you said if I was ending things not to talk to you. So why - you know what, never mind. We can worry about that later. How the hell did you not get beaten up on that bus? You're wearing plaid. Nobody wears plaid on a Greyhound. Nobody wear plaid in New York, period. Here, get your ass inside, I'll give you some of my clothes to change into and we can...go do something, I guess. I mean, I'm kind of stuck with you now, right? May as well show you a good time before I have to get rid of you again. And dumbass? I'm kind of glad you're here."
[Text] did I just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
[Text] Holy crap, where are you? Are you a ninja right now?
[Text] You said you wouldn’t watch Frozen again unless you were drunk off your ass so…I got margaritas.
[Text] They’re the only things I know how to make, plus these ones are “tropical lemonade” flavored and they’re SUUUUUPER good. Like honestly, I don’t care how gay it makes me look, dudes who only drink beer because they like the taste are lying to themselves or they have crappy taste buds.
[Text] Now are you coming in here and watching this with me or not? Reserving the Playboy Theater is a lot harder than you think and Santana says I have to wear this super tight shirt to my next interview so you owe me one. Hurry up!
“Is that a euphemism for penis? Please let it not be a euphemism for penis.”
"Are you going to be this weird every time I get home late from a show? All the questions are getting pretty annoying, Ryder. Look, I'm still just a stripper, okay? I'm not going home with these old cougars for money, I'm coming home to you, even if it takes a little while. I don't have to call you and tell you if I'm going out and getting drinks with Puck, or if I want to hang around with the other strippers before I leave the club. I'm not going to be doing anything that involves penis euphemisms, so just shut up and trust me here."
To Do List
Do your para’s you whore
