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If you make your town suspicious of outsiders don't expect your players to feel welcome.

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Player logic means throwing the party bard at magical glowing gem on top of a massive sarcophagus qualifies as a good idea...

#the land of poor decisions #welcome to D&D #player logic

Shopping

Me (Dungeon Master): Alright you guys made it to town. Rac’Var (the Wizard) I see you have a ritual of identify magic items in your spellbook. That will come in handy. But you need to find a diamond to focus the ritual on first.

Rac’Var: Alright.

Rac’Var: I’d like to buy a bow.

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Dual Wielding

Me, The Dungeon Master: Alright in the chest you find a shield with spikes built into it. Clearly of Orcish make. The spikes appear to be coated in old dried blood...

Ben (Paladin): Does that mean I can attack with my shield? You know, with a shield bash?

Me: Yes. Make a strength check, on a hit the shield bash deals 1d4 damage and pushes an opponent 5 ft. away.

Ben: I’m equipping it!

Ben: Now my AC’s at 18!

Me: Wait, this shield’s bonus to AC is no grater than your old one.

Ben: But I’m using both, that’s +1 for each right?

Me: You’re not switching out?

Ben: No. I’m dual wielding.

Me: You’re dual wielding... shields?

Ben: Yes.

Me: ...

Ben: ...