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Kid!Remus: Hey Pattycakes! Do you wanna have some Oreos with me?

Kid!Patton: I love cookies! Sure I'll share with you Ree!

Kid!Remus handing Patton an Oreo: Here you are!

Kid!Patton eating the cookie first and THEN the creme: Thank you :)

Kid!Remus watching in horror: There's a special place in time out for kids like you.

Kid!Roman: Virgil shared his fwoot snacks wif me!

Kid!Patton: Woah! Are you guys gonna get married?

Kid!Roman: I don't know... Dee gave me half of his pudwing cup.

Kid!Patton: Chocolate?

Kid!Roman: Yeah...

Kid!Patton: That's a pretty hard desci- dwecis- choice you need to make.

Kid!Roman: Oh Pat! It awful! Vewwy vewwy awful!

Kid!Patton: What is, Ro?

Kid!Roman: I don't thwink I have a chance wif Virgil! Or Dee for that matter!

Kid!Patton: Why not, Roman? Don't you like them?

Kid!Roman: I do! It's just that I'm a kindwergardener! And they are... they're...

Kid!Patton: They're what, Ro?

Kid!Roman: They're first gwaders Pat!

Kid!Patton(who is also a first grader):

Kid!Logan: Patton, I'll trade you my green gummy bears for your red ones!

KidPatton: Sure but why?

Kid!Logan: I just prefer cherry over green apple.

KidPatton: Ok but the green ones are really good!

Kid!Logan: Look Patton, I like you. But I will not take criticism from a kid who eats KitKats and Oreos wrong.

Kid!Roman: Hiya Kwabby Patton! Wanna KitKat bar?

Kid!Patton: Sure!! I love chocolate :D

Kid!Roman handing him a bar: I got two from my mamá today! She said it was for speaking bettwer today! And i-

Kid!Patton eating the KitKat without breaking the bar first: Yeah Roman?

Kid!Roman who is offended on behalf of Remus: I live wif Weemus and even I know that's cwossing a line

Kid!Virgil: Who took it!? Who took it!?

Kid!Logan: Whom took what Vee?

Kid!Virgil: My grape Kool-Aid pouch! It's missing and I know I packed it!

Kid!Dee walking past: The blue one is better!

Kid!Virgil: THAT'S A LIE!

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