#tw patton

[tastic-in-its-finest]

Roman: Um.. Is Patton ok?

Logan: No. We were watching a whale documentary, then he saw the orca gift the scuba diver a piece of meat and started crying.

Patton in tears: It-- was the most-- kindest thing-- I've ever seen--

[nadja-chamack16]

Are we just going to ignore Roman straight up (ha.) leaving when Patton said they loved him??? Like hello??? That shit hurted.

[nachosforfree]

The next episode of sanders asides will just be this

[witchyvirgil]

Patton: So what do you usually look for in a boy?

Logan: A pulse.

Remus: Thats not necessary for me!

[glqwberries]

Everyone had accepted the fact of Logan being robotic, well, everyone except for the dark sides. Deceit and Remus refused to believe that was what Logan was like all of the time. Everyone else was very human and animated, and while some of them had mental disorders, none of them were any similar to how Logan was.

The truth was, Logan was terrified to act any other way. He and Patton were really the first to to exist, besides the King. Patton when Thomas was younger was very kind, though a little manipulative, and he liked Logan then! But as Thomas got older, and he watched more things dealing with robots and smart people being portrayed that way, Patton began to try and force Logan to be similar to the way media portrayed. He had been hurt by Patton multiple times because he hadn't listened to what the moral side wanted him to do, and over the years he had learned how to be robotic, just how Patton wanted.

Neither of the twins could remember a time where Logan wasn't like that, Roman couldn't even remember splitting off from his brother. Remus remembered it though, Patton hadn't cared to try and hide that from him, he didn't believe Remus mattered. He only cared about Roman believing his lies.

Deceit could vaguely remember a time when Logan would smile and be passionate about the things he enjoyed, but he could really only remember that one day Logan just.. didn't do that anymore, and he would be the way he is now.

[dramplets]

Kid!Remus: Hey Pattycakes! Do you wanna have some Oreos with me?

Kid!Patton: I love cookies! Sure I'll share with you Ree!

Kid!Remus handing Patton an Oreo: Here you are!

Kid!Patton eating the cookie first and THEN the creme: Thank you :)

Kid!Remus watching in horror: There's a special place in time out for kids like you.

[latestageyouth]

Okay but how would each of the sides reacted to Virgil dating the dark sides????? Why I made this, you ask?? I have absolutely no idea but here we are.

Patton: oh boy looks like Logan isn't the only one with anger issues. When Virgil first told him he was like "haha good one" but then he realized he wasn't kidding and had an existential crisis on where he failed as a parent. Never explicitly told Virgil to break up with them but he tells him a lot that he could do better. Patton,,,doesn't like them.

Logan: ???he doesn't really seem to care??? I mean he did threaten to break their bones if Virgil didn't feel loved 24/7 but yeah he's pretty chill about it. Maybe??? Kinda jealous?? Haha just kidding....unless? Nahhh. He doesn't really care tbh.

Roman: okay Deceit he understands but rEmUs?? He's that little brother who goes "ew" when you do couple stuff. He doesn't really mind the relationship as a whole he's just weird about seeing his friend and gross twin be cute with each other. Same goes for Deceit and Remus.

[spacegayparty]

Patton, coming into the living room : Hey Remus! I've got the chili! We can start!

Remus, butt naked and draped over the couch : chili? Kinky?

Patton, tilting his head : uh... I have the feeling that I misunderstood Netflix and chili...