#please explain???

[nobrain-onlysteven]

credit to the creator who has launched a personal attack on me. you have exposed me like chuck e. cheese pizza and I respect that

[magioffire]

um???? tumblr????

[lagomorfa-archive]

cute story! aka compilations of dumb things maia's done everytime she's had a crush: walked past my bus stop ALL the way to the library to talk more, pretended to drop my pencil when i got lucky with a seating arrangement, paid for them to get handcuffed (fundraising) to their crush, helped them w their math homework, watched a 6hr long doc, bought them food (list goes on) 🙈🙈🙈

OMGGG MAIA THIS IS CUTE!! 🥺🥺🥺💗💞THANK YOU FOR SHARING THESE STORIES!! 🥺💗💖i have my fair share of dumb and embarrassing things i did regarding crushes also!! one time i had a crush on my senior in college and despite only having a few interactions i actually went to the place he worked at and brought a book i thought he would like so i could like... lend it to him agshhsjsjsk and other time i actually burned a CD for a girl i had a crush with containing songs that made me think of her...... God.......

BUT WAIT please tell me more about handcuffed fundraising thing?? UM, YOU... PAID FOR THEM TO GET HANDCUFFED WITH THEIR CRUSH??? NOT WITH YOU?? GIRL I—

[shirosmyguidinglight]

... 

So what antis are telling me is that in a future where things like homophobia ‘just don’t come up’ because they’re not a problem Keith would be allowed to be kicked out of the Garrison and legitimately have nowhere to go but a shack in the desert as a minor, without any social services frantically searching for him?

Or perhaps you can just leave us alone to like a ship a mutual and caring relationship between two consenting adults???

[fableprince]

okay so i be a barista among other things right. in regional nsw australia no less and some lady came and asked if i could wholesale beans to usa right. like. amazing but also crazy. like what are you doing here you said you’re from fuckin virginia. but also. nice. like. fuck yeah. you gonna buy but Also sell. my beans. in another fucking country. insane. love that but also. what

[catharsis-in-a-bottle]

Can somebody kindly tell me how the Microsoft Word spelling and grammar error detector is supposed to detect ‘sexual orientation bias’ what the fuck does that even mean

Writer: “he was a straight dude, no iced coffee-”

Word: HOLD YOUR ERRONEOUS HORSES, that’s some BIAS in this here document -

We need this social issue tackled legally, not in a setting with entirely unclear purposes, but anyway I’m laughing my ass off right now

[flightlessaugury]

Second Amethyst + Eyeball Ruby = Eyeball Kammereite. Previous Amethyst + Eyeball Ruby = Eyeball Kammereite. Current Amethyst + Eyeball Ruby = Eyeball Kammereite.

What does this mean. I am shaking

[leonordchoem]

why was this video entitled ‘10 mysterious things found frozen in antarctica’ in italian at the end of the leonard cohen album playlist i was listening to???