manchild: title track
featuring: situationship franco colapinto x f!reader, (platonic) lando x reader
face claim: sabrina carpenter
warnings: he’s obsessed with her and makes himself look like an idiot all the time, she’s just smiling and waving through it all. oh they’ve also been in a situationship that’s only a situationship because they’re stupid but it’s literally all so lighthearted and funny. ooc because i do what i want and possibly irrelevant to manchild as a song bc i got off track but i think i managed in the end
author’s note: this is my first social media fic so everyone be nice to me it took so long to make this. and fyi im both an ln4 and mv33 fan so any "hate" in these fics is sarcastic and a joke!!! also didn't know how to end it so whatever
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[yourusername posted a photo!]
liked by francocolapinto, ynupdates, lando, and others
yourusername it’s good to see me isn’t it
[comments]
francocolapinto: oh boy
⤷ user36: a grown man btw
lando: couldn’t even wear papaya?? who likes yellow anyways
⤷ yourusername: it’s your mom’s favorite color and we were literally going to her birthday dinner
⤷ lando: why do you always have to one up me
⤷ user29: they’re kinda everything to me
user21: her ignoring franco’s comment… you’ll get em next time king
[ynupdates posted a photo!]
liked by user1, user2, francocolapinto, and others
ynupdates yourusername recently liked this tweet !
[comments]
user99: she think everything a game
user58: it’s been almost 2 years since she released anything mind you
user26: fc43 in the likes of a yn update account fork found in kitchen
⤷ francocolapinto: mind your business
⤷ user29: don’t you literally have her number and home address
⤷ francocolapinto: you guys think you’re the only ones being ignored by her?? you’re not special
⤷ user56: are they lovers
⤷ user26: worse
[ynupdates posted a photo!]
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ynupdates yourusername recently liked this tweet !
[comments]
user2: the way we’re in such a content drought that her update accounts are just posting her twitter likes
⤷ ynupdates: imagine how tired we are
user3: ok but she’s so real for liking this
user4: if she doesn’t get treated well by men the rest of us are doomed
user93: she’s liking these tweets but she’s been in a situationship with an f1 driver for a year mind you
⤷ user88: baby that’s a marriage
user5: we need her back in the paddock actually we’re in a landoyn drought
⤷ user6: say it louder
⤷ user7: the way lando locked in to win a championship and we thought yn was gonna lock in on an album and it’s been crickets from both of them
yourusername: there’s no way you guys are this bored
yourusername: but fine… since you’re all so desperate!
⤷ ynupdates: what the fuck
[yourusername posted a photo!]
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yourusername manchild out now
[comments]
ynupdates: WHAT THE FUCK
user21: hey queen! what is your problem actually
lando: let’s gooooo 🔥 such a banger
⤷ yourusername: desperate
⤷ lando: literally die
alexandrasaintmleux: oh i missed you so much
⤷ yourusername: i missed you more ;)
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux: can’t wait to see you! liked by author
user30: franco commenting “oh boy” on one of her pics from forever ago vs her making that the intro for the song. can they stop doing their foreplay in front of us
user24: she’s so insane for this
user25: hello why is no one talking about how good she looks in the music video
⤷ user26: OR HOW GOOD THE SONG IS???
francocolapinto: can you please text me back now i told you i’d leave you alone until you put your next song out
⤷ user26: weren’t you in the comments of her updates account the other day liked by author
⤷ francocolapinto: can you actually mind your own business
user27: “if i’m not there it won’t get done, i choose to blame your mom” whack the boy moms for me again queen liked by author
user28: when she said i like my men all incompetent i felt that
⤷ user29: when she said i swear they choose me i’m not choosing them i felt that…
[ynupdates posted a photo!]
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ynupdates yn was a paddock guest of longtime friend lando norris at his race in austin today! she’s pictured above before and during an interview with sky sports where she talked about her friendship with lando over the years and how she feels about him being a championship contender!
she also spoke about the paddock incident in which alpine driver franco colapinto tripped over nothing and fell into lando’s tyres right in front of her as she was walking out of his garage, and about upcoming music!
[comments]
user1: genuinely so funny that franco made himself look like an idiot in front of her the day after she released a song about liking incompetent men
⤷ user36: the way he’s been trying to get her attention for months and then this… manchild is lowkey a biography abt him
user22: ok but us 43s know franco’s been a stan since singular act ii
⤷ user25: excuse me 😭??
⤷ user22: omg yeah he’s followed all of her stuff for years, he even follows stan accounts of hers on twt and instagram. he posted his spotify wrapped last year and she was his top artist
⤷ user25: okay wait… im moving
⤷ user73: stans her for years —> ends up in situationship with her for a year begging for her attention online
⤷ user55: whatever his manifestation powers are give me the opposite
[yourusername posted a photo!]
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yourusername my outfit was so cute today and the champagne was sooo good… oh and landina got podium today !!!!! on GOD we will get that dutch devil next time don’t worry i have an etsy witch on speed dial
[comments]
lando: truly didn’t think you’d post about me at all im shocked
⤷ yourusername: im not cruel…
⤷ lando: you’re threatening a driver in your caption
⤷ yourusername: god forbid i support your career
user22: none of the people at that race deserved this good of a fit wtf
user26: franco foaming at the mouth seeing lando get front page while he gets a face full of rubber and no text back
⤷ francocolapinto: i am going to kill myself in front of you and forever change the trajectory of your life
⤷ user26: on god we’re gonna get you a therapist
maxverstappen33: it was very nice to meet you today after hearing franco talk about you all the time! please do not do witchcraft on me.
⤷ user23: 😭😭😭??? franco yapping to the grid about her now
⤷ lando: try hearing it from both ends. i go to work to escape yn and i get franco. i go on break to escape franco and i get yn.
⤷ yourusername: jokes on you, now you’re both getting an etsy witch assigned to you
⤷ francocolapinto: she talks about me ?? 😍😍😍
⤷ user26: dude
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yourusername he’s not that incompetent…
[comments]
francocolapinto: this is the nicest thing you could come up with after 3 rounds?
⤷ yourusername: please shut up
⤷ francocolapinto: that is not what you said earlier
⤷ user70: oh he finally got that text back and he just fully lost his mind huh
user32: it’s so crazy when two hot people date cause wtf
user26: the tax write off she’s gonna get for this charity work
⤷ francocolapinto: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM WITH ME
⤷ user26: 1. man 2. alpine driver
⤷ user42: this ongoing beef lowkey being more exciting than the hard launch yn just did
lando: don’t suppose this means you two will finally shut up about one another
⤷ yourusername: i have an alarm on my phone that goes off every 2 hours that reminds me to say his name around you just to piss you off
⤷ lando: i want you dead im so serious
francocolapinto: 😍😍😍
francocolapinto: can i please have a single (1) kiss
francocolapinto: please
francocolapinto: just one is all i want
⤷ yourusername: ok… just one
⤷ francocolapinto: now i want another one
⤷ user76: biblical levels of greed
[francocolapinto posted a photo!]
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francocolapinto private show from my popstar
[comments]
yourusername: this is probably not PR manager approved franco
⤷ alpinef1team: it is not but social media admin is a yn stan before they are a human being so...
⤷ yourusername: please don't encourage him
⤷ yourusername: but thanks admin ;) maybe you can get a private show next
⤷ francocolapinto: no tf they can't
user26: he don't know what to do with all of that
⤷ francocolapinto: if i ever see you irl i am going to run you over
⤷ alpinef1team: Franco
user32: when is it my turn
lando: blocking you for my sanity
⤷ francocolapinto: see you this weekend babe
⤷ user22: franco being lando's crazy gf...
user81: it's honestly hilarious imagining franco being excited to get a private show of manchild when the song is about how stupid he is
⤷ francocolapinto: it is not my fault that loving her makes me stupid
⤷ user81: i was not familiar with your game...


















