#pleaseapply

[le-petit-papillion]

New Friend Application

This is an application for a new friend.

Looking for someone who:

• Won’t lie to me for years on end

• Will actually be supportive of my life and be my biggest fan

• Help me with getting ready for important events so I don’t look like an idiot

• Make me smile and laugh like you wouldn’t believe

•Send me dank memes

If you know anyone who can treat me with the love and respect I deserve...send them this way! Because I can’t trust any one at this point! :)

[traaaaaaaaashy]

POSITION NEEDED: a bf/gf for alex’s marvel verse. 

must be a do-gooder who is very moral and would work with shield to try and save it all from collapsing into shit. 

must like alex physically (its okay not to like her personality because she’s gonna change ALL OF HERSELF TO BE YOUR DREAM GLA HOW GREAT IS THAT)

must believe alexs lies all the damn time about loosing her parents super young and being a teacher bECAUSE she just whats to help kids they are the fUTURE

yes i stole it form the blacklist but its fucking epic ok. TURNS OUT alex has been sent to kill ur muse but falls in love with them and cant do it. must like the pain of not knowing who the fuck this weirdo hydra assassin really is. 

PLEASE SEND ALL ENQURIES THIS WAY TY XX

[flula]

Do Not Look At This Tree! Or This Peak! They Have Not Put Makeups On Yet! #Ew #ThisMountainTop #IsNeeding #SooooMuch #EyeLiner #ToCover #Its #Treeliner #AndThisEverGreen…#Ew #MoreLike #EverNasti #PleaseApply #SomeMaskara #OnYour #DirtyDirtyBrantches

[meeshnut]

I need a chef friend to take me on food adventures