#pleasedateme

[xgayunicornx]

all I want for christmas is

a girlfriend I can cuddle, watch romantic christmas movies with and give her cute presents, is that too much to ask?

[forgotalots]

I just want an astrology gf like.... please

[ashen404]

Someone please fall hopelessly in love with me.

[baylaurel07]

I want a girlfriend so baaaaaaddd

[thegreatlo-blog]

aggressive asf

[yourneighbourhoodhugdealer]

HEY

for future (or current) reference:

BUTCH GIRLS ARE MY WEAKNESS

thanks for coming to my ted talk 🤠

[mandie-june]

I swear, I'm going to prove to y'all that 👏 I'm 👏 fuckin' 👏 funny 👏 . 👏 #funny #humor #dadjoke #haha #lol #fb #fbchat #imfunny #weed #stoner #stonerhumor #marijuana #420 #pleasedateme #iwillmakeyoulaugh #meme #perfect

[rosevo]