when i talk abt my bad memory, here’s a good example of what i mean: i do not know why everyone keeps calling chozen an assassin. i feel like that word has a very specific meaning and i do not know if a karate assassin is different from a regular assassin or what is happening. has chozen referenced assassinating many ppl with karate. i have no recollection if so. i am so confused.
‘what did that giant bond villain want’ anoush i miss you when you’re gone
‘doesn’t matter i want my money back’ to an employee who just clearly told you you didn’t buy them there wow johnny really showing yr roots! or just being oblivious.
tonally so different from last ep. i feel like the writing is better in some respects this season, the comedy is certainly hitting a little harder (that moment abt forgivng and forgetting w/ daniel and chozen made me cackle).
pregnancy storyline i don’t want you. carmen story that just further establishes her as Mom or Girlfriend and gives her basically nothing else to do i don’t want you. at least they’re letting carmen call johnny on his shit? so often that dynamic is just her extending profound understanding for someone we don’t see open up enough for her to have such faith in him. it’s a large part of why the romance makes no sense. we see her knowing him exlusivley via miguel. all threi relationship development happened because of that. she has not gotten to exist outside of that, and when she’s gotten to be angry at johnny, it has been regarding migue, and nothing abt their actual relationship as two individuals. i don’t know that i’ll ever root for the relationship, fundamnetally she just deserves better, but for right now i guess. at least she’s not having to handhold him through this. at least he’s putting work in. still hate it for her.
i want to enjoy yasmine more but i just. rage. abt her treatment of aisha still. and how writing aisha out handily let them avoid ever acknowledging that. the only time they had her reference it was re: how she got embarassed and how hard that was for her. i think she literally says she’s glad aishas gone at the start of s2? anyway. won’t forgive won’t forget. you’re not chozen.
obsessed w/ stealth daniel. what are you doing. stop that. go home. him and chozen just utterly forgoing any critical thought such as; perhaps this man ISN’T a criminal and we should make sure of that before we proceed is very funny and i’m feeling a lot of fondness but mostly second-hand embarassment. daniel go home babe. have a hot chocolate and read a book.
i will say, nice to see daniel committing to being way too extra abt the kids. fully forgot to stealth the second he thought they were being threatend. ol papa larusso strikes again. (pls talk to robby) (also sam) (i know the mortal danger thing is v imminent or whatever but pls talk to yr kids abt their feelings)
also the audacity of him to be the one to ask ‘what’s going on here’ i love you. you’re such an idiot i love you.
johnny delete your search history
daniel managing not to make any enemies here but accidentally officiating the marriage of a new one. (obsessed w/ barnes and chozen both thinking they’re defending daniel. insane)
v important: is chozen ordering around the ppl he beat up.
they’re making xolo cry in front of me again i’m suing for damages. also gosh it’s not important but dude you could return that necklace. or put it somewhere safe if sam ends up coming out the other side of this going yeah actually i feel surer now lets do this. buddy i know you’re grieving and also that that is some kind of a romantic chekovs gun but miguel please. don’t just drop it.
glad sam is taking time. wondering what that’s gonna look like.
who menaces a man in a sauna. unseemly.
(also i guess they made me a lil sad for mike barnes. what a feat. back to the sauna, who does that)