we are alive.

Ollie - He/Him - 21 - Trying to get a Law Degree - Oh hecc

[a-slightcatchoflightning]

Well Laurie’s tiktok account just came up on my FYP and now I wanna vomit

[hiveswap]

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word "crash" on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

[hiveswap]

Everyone schedule

[hiveswap]

Pm

[go-learn-esperanto]

Doing it again since I accidentally put the wrong time zone

Event Time Announcer - Tumblr - Crash

Event Time Announcer shows time for Tumblr - Crash in locations all over the world. In New York it happens on Friday, April 1, 2022 at 12:35

So everyone can find their time :3

[hiveswap]

You may ask, "Jenna, why do you want this? Isn't there enough suffering in the world?" Well, you are right. But I want to scare the owners of this site. Not @staff, you know damn well they don't actually call the shots. No, i want to scare the people who make decisions. I want them to know that we can act as a unit and wreck shit on our own accord, that this community can move mountains. I want them to hesitate next time they make an announcement. Popular sovereignty, motherfuckers.

[gelatinous-cat]

I know most people know this but some people in the notes don't, so reminder that you don't have to wake up or anything to post it, just schedule the post like this:

now you just hit the blue schedule and forget about it until the day it happens 👍

[demonboyhalo]

oh hell yeah im doing this gamers join us

[pinkpop1997]

i love this because everyone ive seen who's reblogged this is like "yeah okay whatever" like nobody's really excited about this it's just something we all feel the need to do because it's our duty to keep this website as uninhabitable as the fucking mariana trench

[a-slightcatchoflightning]

Help Oliver to Raise Funds Needed for Top Surgery, organized by Oliver Marjanovik

Hi, My name is Oliver, and I am raising money to help foot the … Oliver Marjanovik needs your support for Help Oliver to Raise Funds Need

Hey guys,

Many of you will have known me since I was 14, many of you will be new around here.

I've finally come to a point in my transition where I have a private referral letter for top surgery. So far I have £3000 raised and need an additional £6000 in order to pay for the surgery as I'm not able to get a loan (being a student n all that).

Please please reblog this, share to your socials, drop it in your group chats, do whatever you can to spread this!

I'd really appreciate any donations whatsoever so I can finally say "I got this off my chest"

Love your trans bro, Ollie :)

[skarchomp]

i bet those colors only shrimp can see suck major ass

[bananahomo]

jealousy isn’t the way bro

[htcd]

The shrimp aren’t gonna have sex with you.

[bananahomo]

you take that back right fucking now

[scififantasystuff]

Unfortunate news… scientists have discovered that shrimp do not see “extra colors”.

We thought that they did because they have 12 different molecules for photoreceptors, whereas humans have only 3. BIG difference, right??

Nope. Turns out that they simply do not have the mental wherewithal to blend, and so needed a separate receptor for each color. The human brain adds color emissions together to create a singular representative color, like reverse engineered printing. Shrimp can’t do that. They can’t take light emitting “green” and light emitting “red” and come back with “yellow”, like we do. They have to have a receptor for yellow, and are relatively horrible at distinguishing shades of colors.

So at the end of the day, not only do shrimp not have “extra colors”… they see less than we do. Shrimp can’t see the fake colors :(

[luxflora]

babe wake up new shrimp color drama dropped

[nycxi]

Send me numbers 🖤

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

7: Do you want to be single?

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?

9: How late did you stay up last night?

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?

11: Last three things you had to drink?

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

13: Is confidence cute?

14: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol? 

20: Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

21: Do you miss anyone?

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

26: Who did you last see in person?

27: Are you listening to music right now?

28: What is something you currently want right now?

29: What is the last thing you said out loud?

30: How is your heart lately?

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

32: Are you wearing socks?

33: What do people call you?

34: Do you sing in the car?

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

36: Who did you last share a bed with?

37: Did you do something bad today?

38: What do you wear to bed?

39: Do you get stressed out easily?

40: Is trust a big issue for you?

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?

44: What are you listening to right now?

45: What is wrong with you right now?

46: What is on your wrists right now?

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

50: Are you a good artist?

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

53: Ever been on a golf cart?

54: Do you have trust issues?

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?

56: Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

57: Do you use chapstick?

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?

59: Do you have a little sister?

60: Have you ever been to New York?

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

63: Is Christmas stressful?

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? 

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

69: Will next Friday be a good one?

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[fandomsandfeminism]

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

[fandomsandfeminism]

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

[royalturkeyz]

Things I learned from the comments

She’s a patron saint of rape and abuse victims

She took a vow a chastity

A low born guy demanded her to be with him and she turned him down

For this she was imprisoned and tortured. This is how she lost her breasts (details not required)

She was repeatedly raped.

The Catholic Church regards her as a virgin for her peity despite the rape. (No matter your views on virginity this is a pretty interesting statement)

She was sentenced to death to burn at the stake but was saved by an earthquake

In her holiday people make titty cupcakes

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

When is titty cupcake day?

[fandomsandfeminism]

Today!

[fandomsandfeminism]

Coming up!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

[buleczka-cynamonowa]

My sister's cat just walked in and spread her toes like this and I have no idea why.

[thefiresontheheight]

asserting dominance

[vinnybox02]

[vapingbaby]

[depsidase]

[gumi-megpoidd]

Oh wow ur right

[disgustinganimals]

Who told you about the mind cow

[anais-ninja-bitch]

sir

sir, you do not belong there

[cipheramnesia]

he has a permit, leave him alone

[anais-ninja-bitch]

he does, in fact, not have a permit to be in the cat food pantry. i know this bc i issue those permits, and i have issued no such permit to this particular gentleman. if he might be so called.

[cipheramnesia]

i promise you he filed the paperwork with my office and he is just waiting for it in the mail

[anais-ninja-bitch]

how did you get authority to give my cats cat crime permits?

[cipheramnesia]

This woman assured me I am authorized:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

my friend, this is a very common scam. this woman is well known to authorities for cat crimes, especially fraud.

[cipheramnesia]

that's what I thought ma'am but her lawyer assured me she was legitimate:

[anais-ninja-bitch]

so trustworthy in appearance, and yet so duplicitous! you are the victim of a worldclass bamboozle! please, consult your insurance policy. you should have some financial coverage, but i am afraid your reputation may never recover.

[cipheramnesia]

what reputation

[anais-ninja-bitch]

fair enough. as you were.

[a-slightcatchoflightning]

So I’m crazy anxious waiting for the 16th to come around...

I noticed a lump under my left boob (lmao) about a month ago and it was really small so I assumed it was part of my rib. Then last week I noticed it again, but a lot bigger and decided to contact my GP just in case after loads of googling on what a lump in the boob could be (assuming it was nothing). GP contacted me back and I went over there and she felt it.  She then put through an “urgent referral form” for breast clinic and I have to go there on the 16th for a biopsy??

I’ve done reading on the breast clinic page and I’m really hoping it turns out to just be a cyst bc then it can be drained and it’s nothing but the BRCA2+ gene runs in my mum’s side of the family so I’m a bit NORVOUS just bc idk what the outcome is gonna be and I did not like the title of the referral being “urgent referral - suspected cancer”. 

Told myself I wasn’t gonna let myself get nervous, but now there’s only a week until the appointment it’s really been creeping up on me. The GP said she was concerned bc the lump is hard and visible?? Honestly yeah just hoping and praying it’s a cyst D:

[a-slightcatchoflightning]

A Really Long Survey

1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up. Used my Spotify bc I don’t have iTunes: reasons - mimi webb pride - american authors girls - girl in red waterloo - ABBA hey mama - nicki minaj the village - wrabel

2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?  At the moment, probably my dad. I miss him a lot. 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.  Augustus slammed the gas - The Fault in our Stars

4) What do you think about most?  At the moment, my left boob lmao

5) What does your latest facebook message from someone else say? It’s a ghost emoji haha   6) Do you sleep with or without a blanket on? Always with    7) What’s your strangest talent? I can fold my tongue back on itself 8) Girls…. (finish the sentence); Boys…. (finish the sentence) Girls are pretty, boys are pretty too but not in the same way 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?  Not that I know of 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?  Last night in the kitchen with my flatmate probably lmao 11) Do you have any strange phobias? Not strange ones, no. I’m not a fan of vomiting but I think it’s normal not to particularly enjoy the experience...   12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose? When I was a kid I had to go to A+E bc I put gravel up my nose and didn’t tell anyone for a week and it was disgusting apparently. My nose started bleeding and I choked on blood or spit or something? Grim stuff. I was 4 years old, my poor parents lmao 13) What’s your religion? Christian - not a roman catholic anymore 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?  Walking and listening to music/podcasts 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? Behind it 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?  Twenty One Pilots forever and always 17) What was the last lie you told? That I was gonna go study... I actually just felt super anxious and needed to go calm down in my room, but I never announce that I’m anxious lmao   18) Do you believe in karma?  Yeyeye, I think karma is coming back round for me atm lmao 19) What does your screen name mean? Omg cringeee... when I was 14 I thought some high school musical lyrics were “a slight catch of lightning” and not “it’s like catching lightning” and I thought it sounded kinda beautiful so I made it my url. It stuck. I can’t change it now, it meant too much to small Oliver   20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength? Weakness - my anxiety. It controls me sometimes and I hate that. Strength - faith. Just keep pushing and don’t give up attitude serves me well. 21) Who is your celebrity crush?  Zendayaaa 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping? Nope   23) How do you vent your anger?  Go on a run. Run, run, run it all out. And maybe cry in the shower after. 24) Do you have a collection of anything?  Train tickets 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?  Now that we have Covid, video chatting online. I like zoom calls to catch up with friends. 26) Are you happy with the person you’ve become? A little. I need to continue to redeem myself for some of the terrible things I’ve done, but I’m getting there. I want to do younger me a service and be a good person.   27) What’s a sound you hate; sound you love? Hate - popping of cans Love - laughter 28) What’s your biggest “what if”?  What if this lump turns out not to be benign. 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?  No and yes 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.  Right: water bottle Left: multivitamins 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?  Febreze lmao 32) What’s the worst place you have ever been to? A+E with a broken wrist has got to be up there on the list   33) Choose: East Coast or West Coast? Je live in the UK   34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?  Zendaya 35) To you, what is the meaning of life? Love strongly and love widely. Just care for others and treat everybody with love. 36) Define- Art.  I can’t think of anything that doesn’t sound ridiculous 37) Do you believe in luck?  Not really no 38) What’s the weather like right now?  Cool and dry 39) What time is it?  19:45 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?  I got my drivers license woot!! And then got diagnosed with epilepsy before I could get a car so no I haven’t crashed, but I can’t drive for a year now at least 41) What was the last book you read?  The Fault in Our Stars 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?  No 43) Do you have any nicknames?  Only Ollie 44) What was the last movie you saw?  The Fault in Our Stars (lmao I just wanted to re-read and re-watch it ok) 45) What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had? 3 broken ribs were the most painful ever 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?  Yup, they’ve landed on me at a butterfly farm before 47) Do you have any obsessions right now? My law degree haha   48) What’s your ? ? 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you? Ye 50) Do you believe in magic? Not really? 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?  No I hate when people do this so I never do it 52) What is your astrological sign? Taurus 53) Do you save money or spend it?  Save 54) What’s the last thing you purchased? Tomatoes 55) Love or lust?  Love 56) In a relationship? No 57) Are you a virgin? No   58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue? No 59) Where were you yesterday? . At home like everyone else in the UK haha 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? Yep - a highlighter 61) Are you wearing socks right now?  Ya 62) What’s your favorite animal? Guinea pig 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?  Excited to meet them generally 64) Where is your best friend?  I don’t really think I have one? 65) Spit or swallow?(;  That is absolutely disgusting but definitely spit if I ever found myself in that position which I can promise you I would not. 66) What is your heritage?  German babeyy 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?  Sleeping 68) What do you think is Satan’s last name?  Smith 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?  Yeah obviously lmao 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?  Maybe 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?  Probably save the dog but it depends bc I’m nervous around dogs haha 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?  A - I would tell people, yeah B - Try to let everyone know how much I love them, and spend lots of time outside. C - Definitely 73) You can only have one of these things: trust or love.  Love 74) What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?  Say it - Girl in Red 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?  2537 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship? Love lmao 77) How can I win your heart? Avocado or no 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?  Probably idk lmao 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far? To only tell the truth 80) What size do you wear?. Medium mens but its always a bit big on me bc of dysmorphia so idk lmao 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?  Nothing bc I am never gonna die :) 82) What is your favorite word?  Morale 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word: heart.  Broken. Oof 84) What is a saying you say a lot?  Whatever 85) What’s the last song you listened to?  Hey mama - Nicki Minaj 86) Basic question: what’s your favorite color/colors?  Black 87) What is your current desktop picture?  Jamie - my guinea pig from when I was a kiddo 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be? Probably Donald Trump bc he’s abused so many women and girls and will never go to jail for it 89) What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on? Why did Dean stop liking you 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?  Scream 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?  Epilepsy ceases to exist 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?  When my parents were arrested. There are things I’d do different if I could. 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? Stuff with my parents I guess   94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?  ZENDAYA 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?  Scotland for sure 96) Do you have any relatives in jail? Yes 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?  Yes 98) Ever been on a plane?  Yes 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?  Please, just tell them the truth. Whoever it is. Don’t lie.

[cromchychipdip]

What I would give to eat lunch with my friends in school and peel the sticker off my fruit and put it on their clothes and say "you cost 60 cents" or "you're a pear." I miss that.

[physics-dirtbag]

Me every single night:

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[deir]

same energy

[aromantic-trash-panda]

Good luck ya'lls

[bob-artist]

Whenever Tux manages to slip into a forbidden room, he does the most obnoxious victory dance. XD

[pixels-after-dark-deactivated20]

yeah so this video brought me to tears in like 8 seconds