I’ve seen a few fic writers seemingly forget how the healing aspect of Gold Experience works and make it functionally identical to Crazy Diamond. GE’s healing isn’t *repairing* anything, it’s just replacing shit that’s been damaged. Grafting on new bits of flesh. If you broke your leg CD would rejoin the bone fragments but GE would turn a ruler into a replacement femur or something. It’s unpleasant to be on the receiving end of and kind of body horror-y and I think we as a fandom should lean into that!!!
asher eats you out soooo messily, he's treating it like his final meal and you can't blame him, he's just so needy and you kept teasing him and making him wait :( his mouth is latched onto you and he's whimpering and groaning into you, hands grabbing at whatever is nearest and pulling you into him as he licks and sucks and kisses, needing you in his mouth so badly. mf is humping the mattress, or if he's on his knees, he's palming himself but not actually stroking his dick cos he knows you only let him use his mouth, and he can't touch himself quite yet. he's leaving soft bites and small hickeys all over your thighs then licking up the crease between your legs and he's so drunk on you. he's staring up at you the whole time, looking up with such raw emotion in his eyes, they're sparkling and full of love while he chokes around you and yeah maybe he's getting a bit light headed but it's soooo worth it. like you FINALLY let him use his mouth on you, so he's going for as long as he's conscious. defo murmurs praise and thanks yous for letting him do this. he won't ask for anything while he's in heaven between your legs, but he's got one request: you dig your fingers in his scalp and mess up his hair as you drag him where you want him and use his mouth to make you feel good. even after you've cum, he'd keep licking and kissing while softly caressing your skin, then look at you and ask if you can give him more (and who are you to say no to those puppy eyes)
milo lovesssss going down on you and he's the one teasing you, he's patient and intentional and less messy than ash, but he can get so nasty with it. he would start by softly licking and kissing down there, loving the whines and pleads that escape your mouth as he knows its killing you how lightly he's going. he wants to build it up, take his time, and he's in no rush to make you cum. he'll get there, but not before you feel drunk from pleasure and can barely string a sentence together. he alternates between kissing, licking, sucking, and biting, while grabbing your thighs and ass in his hands and squeezing hard enough to leave a mark. he spreads your legs out more before him, sometimes pinching the sensitive inner skin or slapping your ass before he goes in but messier this time, swirling his tongue around and pressing into you. he's staring up at you with blown out pupils and heavy lids, and you can see the smirk in them. he would make you say what you want him to do, and he'll more than happily oblige, but he'll do it reallyyyy slowly at first to hear you beg for more. only THEN will he apply more pressure and speed up, caging you down with his arms as you jolt from the sudden intensity. whether you're on top or under him, he'll wrap his arms around your thighs and pull you flush against his mouth. he's cursing and groaning into you but doesn't let up his intensity until you've cum... how many times? you both forgot, not that milo was keeping track since he got so lost in the taste of you :)
This'll be disjointed and weird cuz it's copies of my Discord messages, cut for length
Old Homestuck stuff:
(Assuming no humans, eternal WIP)
**BIG GREEN**
**Higher Command**
Commander Apetrully
- Lime or fuchsia
- Prospit
- Muse/Maid of Blood: Inspiring/creating/healing bonds and society using material goods and a trustworthy nature
Woo the Wise
- Teal
- Derse
- Rogue of Light: Sharing/using knowledge to help others, severely insecure and has fluctuating luck
**First Squad**
Lin Chung
- Lime af
- Derse
- Heir/Knight of Space: His strong association with nature and love for art are so Space to me, and honestly it fits for him to be the player needed to beat the game.
- Alt, Bard of Time: The primary decision-maker that focuses on details, Time is associated with destruction and endings, which he would be pruning away and destroying in turn.
Mystique Sonia
- Jade
- Prospit
- Heart (Thief?)
Mighty Ray
- Gold
- Prospit
- Heart
- Alt. Prince of Life: So full of rebellion and energy, he tends to destroy things as an outlet for it and to make way for freedom and growth.
Jumpy Ghostface
- Olive
- Prospit
- Heir of Space: He's driven by creativity and the urge to solve things peacefully, but he's not afraid to turn on the Hurt when need be. Manipulates reality (well, perception of it).
Mr.NoHands
- Indigo
- Prospit
- Time?
**Second Squad**
Alpha Girl Latifah
- Bronze
- Prospit
- Knight of Life: Also driven by energy and rebellion, she uses it to lead her team and drive decision making, defending their ability to grow
- Alt. Time
Kowloon
- Bronze or Burgundy
- Prospit
- Time/Heart
Golden Eye Husky
- Gold, psionics present as fire
- Prospit
- Doom?
Hurricane Lee
- Indigo
- Prospit
- Rogue/Heir of Life: Spreads and maintains the energy of others as a quartermaster! Can be just as gung-ho as the others, but can also be a voice of reason and reel them in when he needs to, redistributing and redirecting/changing instead of just creating or destroying. Alt. Rogue of Rage
Archer Lee
- Indigo
- Derse
- Rogue/Knight of Light: His 108 Online bio describes him in a way that reads to me as "holder of weird knowledge that is terrified of being percieved", which honestly? Mood. Rogue moves attention away from themselves and shows information, Knight uses information while being insecure and anxious with attention, mimicking Void. Thinking of swapping to Void outright tbh.
**AirForce**
Master Chou
- Indigo
Rosefinch
- Jade
Burly
- Bronze
Mano
- Gold
**Army**
Tank Commander
- Burgundy
Tank Army
- Mostly burgundy/bronze
Red-Faced Kwan
- Burgundy/candy red mutant?
Infantry
- Mostly burgundy/bronze
**Navy**
Sailor Brothers
- Violet or olive/jade with seadweller mutations
Lady Green
- Olive
Sammo the Whale
- Lusus
**Other**
Turtle King
- Lusus/consort?
Turtles
- Consorts?
Wu Song
- Teal?
Gardner Ching
- Gold/Olive, depending on if we keep the laser eye or not
The Fruiter
- Bronze/Olive
Origin Man
- Burgundy/Bronze/Olive
**EAST CITADEL**
Highroller
- Purple/Cerulean
- Prospit
- Lord/Thief of Blood: Commands others to give him material goods and warps/manipulates relationships and social structure for his own gain, pushes responsibility on others.
Sparky White
- Consort?
Sparky Black
- Consort?
Bearstomp
- Lusus?
Chameleon Queen
- Lusus?
Chameleons
- Baby lusii/consorts?
Idk how tf they'd be dragged into a session, but if they (all of BG?) were, Lin Chung is obviously the one who would have the forge quest (Land of Harmony and Frogs?), but I'm not totally sure who would have the scratch construct? The only Time player I have assigned is Kowloon, but tbh if someone else is also Time I might assign it to them because. That man CANNOT be put in charge of something as important as the scratch, I feel like he'd activate it impulsively and ruin everything?
I was thinking of doing what I did with my fantrolls and making their big session actually be a combination of multiple smaller sessions that merge due to Shenanigans, but idk? Actually wait that kinda rules no wonder everybody seems like kinda separate entities
Hmm...maybe HR did a Caliborn and initiated a dead session, but used the things he gained there and his Lord of Blood powers to try to draw material wealth to himself, grabbing everyone's (AT+First Squad, Second Squad, others in small groups) sessions and bringing them together kinda by accident?
Actually I might reclassify him based on how im thinking of Lord as a class in general
Or he can stay a Thief of Blood for the ~Themes~ and I can try to manufacture more shenanigans to glue everything together
A lot of the mini-sessions are probably void ones, but most sessions are said to be void anyway, so that doesnt bother me
What matters is Main Character Supreme Lin Chung needs to be there to do the frog quest for *everyone*, while other Space players can assist him (maybe his land is absolutely massive due to fate knowing of the massive session that it would end as) or have individual stuff
Other than AT and HR having the same aspect because Themes, everyone else is still malleable, I think, since my arguments for them are shaky or nonexistent for most
I think I'm gonna keep the idea of HR's dead session fucking up everyone's smaller sessions, but it ultimately allowing some of them to be winnable that weren't before due to a lack of Space players or even scratchable due to a lack of Time players
I'm currently thinking of splitting the initial sessions as follows, though again it's still all flexible rn and a lot of people need to be placed:
• AT + Woo + First Squad
• Second Squad
• Air Force
• Navy (including LG)
Idk if I'm gonna go with trolls or the normal setting, I just thought giving extended signs would be fun tbh
First Squad's session is the main one when everything merges, and they end up being the most important good-side players overall
Current idea for AT, though forgive me, I'm not great at coming up with more abstract planets and quests
AT is the Muse/Maid of Blood, and his planet is the Land of Tension and Gold. His denizen is Ekecheiria, whose influence causes the planet's consorts to perpetually hate each other for petty reasons. While one may be tempted to use the abundance of gold to appeal to others, this is a trap: the gold is the medium through which Ekecheiria radiates her hostile aura. One must use non-material things to encourage unity, and once this peace is attained, AT and the consorts can work together to reach the denizen.
Being in a dead session, HR doesn't have a traditional planet and has a conquering path like Caliborn.
As a Muse of Blood, AT is one who inspires others to have/use concepts of Blood, sometimes using Blood (though as the most passive class, he shouldn't really be doing that *himself*, hence why his material gifts always fail).
As a Sylph or Maid, he creates concepts of Blood, either passively (more encouraging its creation/healing it) or actively
On the flipside, Highroller is the Lord of Blood, he who commands and conquers Blood/with Blood. He warps relationships and society for his own gain, valuing material wealth over the friendships and unity AT strives for. I imagine the zebras and Bearstomp are part of his version of The Felt, following orders but not being as strong as him.
As a Thief, he steals material wealth for himself and steals connections away, possibly due to an unstable foundation for friendships of his own that leads to some internal conflicts
Oh also the Woo expert has selected Rogue of Light for him and Thief of Light for Infinitum :D
Rambling time as I try to box up the kinda nebulous classpect Archer's in rn
Void is all about the unknown/unknowable, secrets/lies, mysteries, nothingness, possibility, darkness, nuance, simplicity, confusion, irrelevance, etc while Light is the opposite of that, being the concrete, knowledge, attention, perception, luck, complexity, importance, etc. This puts me in a weird spot with my boy tbh? Probably just cuz I'm really picky about making sure everything is perfect for second squad, even if i don't actually know what perfect is, lol.
To me, he's kinda perfectly in the middle of Light/Void. Quiet and often forgotten on the sidelines (kinda thrives there, though also craves recognition), as well as keeping things to himself or only those he's close to, but having a lot of anxiety about the unknown and being the keeper of some weird and niche information (but not necessarily secrets, just things others don't care about (attention?)). I know I lean towards Void with him but tbh I think I'm too in my head and in the weeds rn to make definitive decisions for anybody. Just know that rn everybody has a vague realm of their role: AG is Time/Life (leading/fighting), Kowloon is Time/Heart (fighting/self), Hurricane is Life/Rage (energy/skepticism), in super short and oversimplified ways
Also I've decided that For The Themes if LC is The Space Player (the one who does the frog breeding quest, even if there are other Space players), AG has to be The Time Player (the one with the Scratch Construct and who does most of the help with the frog breeding quest, even if there are other Time Players)
currently floating with Heir/Seer of Space (natural skill with/accidental use of/learns from other sources about patience, fate, generality, nature, visual art, and beginnings) and an active class for Time. maybe Maid or Thief? creates/relocates choice and activity (including restlessness/recklessness and rebellion), possibly due to a past lack of/suffering from aspect or a personal insecurity (lack of recognition?). i dont mean to make it sound bad because no combo is inherently bad, Time is just a weird aspect for me i guess
I *think* I've decided on a land quest for Archer, tentatively. Still ironing out my confusion with his God Tier.
The Land of Sun and Stone, where the Denizen has done something to the consorts to make them turn into stone statues if they're in the sun for too long. The brightness is nearly unbearable and makes traversal hard without accomodating for it. The few consorts who remain are able to inform the player that the others can be fixed if the curse(?) is broken, if the player uses their abilities, and/or through hard work and puzzly stuff (just to get them to the later points), scooting them into the shade isn't enough. A simple concept, but I think it can be deceptively difficult and could have applications for both Light (changing/moderating/taking the light or finding a way to adapt to and accept it) and Void (spread "darkness", destroy the light, etc.)
I have so much respect for Rodney Greenblat and how he responded to Katy x Lammy. A fan told him they like the pairing, and his response was to say “omg you’re so right. if we ever get to make another game i’ll make it canon” and then he drew art of them for valentines day two years in a row. Absolutely fantastic.