Goose is the plural of sheep.
Apparently the North has a completely different dialect (Eleven)

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Goose is the plural of sheep.
Apparently the North has a completely different dialect (Eleven)
The digital voice might be heard not just as a poetical revolution tied to subjectivity, but more as a signaling of its current pluralization and post-human future.
– Brandon LaBelle, Raw Orality: Sound Poetry and Live Bodies
Handy pluralisation guide
Octopus > Octopodes
Attorney general > Attorneys general
Coup d'état > Coups d'état
Passerby > Passersby
Rhubarby > Rhubarsby
Father-in-law > Fathers-in-law
Mother-in-law > Mothers-in-law
Brother-in-law > Brothers-in-law
Sister-in-law > Sister-in-laws (this is because "Sister" already has two "s"s)
Mum > Ma
Ma > Mae
Matrix > Matrices
Bollix > Bollices
Little Mix > Little Mices
Opera > Operae
Firefox > Firefoxen
Google Chrome > Googles Chrome
Diplodocus > Diplodocodes
Chief of staff > Chieves of staff
Fish > Fish
Cat > Cat
Sheeple > Sheeple
Sheep > Sheepies
Prince > Princes
Princes > Princess
Ladyhawke > Ladieshawke
Shitehawk > Shitehawks
Series > Seriesies
Baby > Basby
Penny > Pence
Lenny Kravitz > Lence Kravitz
Penis > Pences
Forsooth > Forseeth
Caboose > Cabeese
Dairylea > Dairieslea
Pokémon > Pokémen
Person > People
Thomas Jefferson > Thomas Jeffeople
Pamela Anderson > Pamela Andeople
Tumblr > Tumbslr
Rumpus > Rumpodes
Die > Dice
Adieu > Adiceu
Avicii > Aviciii
Racism > Racismsies
Woodlouse > Woodlice
Wodehouse > Wodehice
Top of the Pops > Tops of the Pop
Foot > Feets
Feat > Foat
Shoe > Shoon
Shoe-in > Shoes-in
Choon > Choosen
Anus > Anodes
Rugby > Rugsby
Phalanx > Phalanges
Minx > Minges
David Guetta > Davids Guetta
Motherfucker > Mothersfucker
Criterion > Mothersfucker
Cowboy > Kineboy
Index > Indices
Let's Talk About Sex > Let's Talk About Sices
Ex on the Beach > Ices on the Beach
Datum > Datums
Poof > Pooves
Dr Pepper > Drs Pepper
Mountain Dew > Mountain Juice
Coca-Cola > Cokes-a-Cola
Pepsi > Pepis
Dwarf > Dwafs
BABYMETAL > BABIESMETAL
Manmeat > Menmeat
Bubblegum > Bubblega
Bus > Bodes
Julia Child > Julia Children
Cowbell > Kinebell
Breast > Breastren
Boob > Boob's
Tit > Titys
Polka > Polkae
Sofa > Sofae
Tea > Teae
Dog > There is only one dog.
Brat > Bratz
Buffalo > Buffsalo
Missus > Missodes
Puppy > Pussy
Little Plum > Little Pla
Young, dumb, and full of cum > Young, dab, and full of ca
Meatus > Meatodes
Wheatus > Wheaties
Please > No
Soliloquy > Soliloquy's
Fatman Scoop > Fatmen Scoop
Dwarf star > Dwarves Starz
Oh god > Help
Blowjob > Bloosjoob
Coworkers > Kineorkers
Corby Trouser Press > Corsby Trousers Press
Sinitta > Sinittae
Sia > Siae
Tsunami > I just told you there was a fucking tsunami stop reading this and run you twat
Diarrhoea > Diaorrhoeaoea
Martin Landau > Martin Landaux
Llama > Llamata
Smegma > Smegmata
Octopussy > Octopodesy
Pussy Galore > Podesy Galore
The void > N/A
Plarpy > Plorpleaux
Yeezus > Yeezi
Sheezus > Nobody has two copies of this
Girl Aloud > Girls Aloud
Xenomania > Xenomaniae
Kleptomania > One is enough. Please control yourself
Rocky Balboa > Rockies Balboae
Nutella > Nutellae
Fruit-tella > [unknown]
Octopus > Octopera
Dot your i and cross your t > Dot your is and no. Hang on. Dot your "i"s? You know what. Fuck you
Taylor Swift > [REDACTED]
Death is coming > Deaths are coming
Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) > Nae Nae Nae (Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae)
'Smooth' by Santana – 'Smeeth' by Santanae
There's no hope > None at all
Octopus > Paedophiles
Big Momma's House > Big Mommae' Hice
Plurals
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Let us today talk about those plural forms which are again made plural by many by adding ‘s’ to them i.e. double pluralisation.
* Your feets are so dirty. * These childrens are making a lot of noise. * I just saw three mices there! * Give me all the…
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WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON USING APOSTROPHES TO PLURALISE WORDS? WHY?
Using apostrophes to pluralise words is like kicking puppies off of bridges.