#pluralisation

[skiencefornumpties]

Goose is the plural of sheep.

Apparently the North has a completely different dialect (Eleven)

[onvoice]

The digital voice might be heard not just as a poetical revolution tied to subjectivity, but more as a signaling of its current pluralization and post-human future.

– Brandon LaBelle, Raw Orality: Sound Poetry and Live Bodies

[machotrouts]

Handy pluralisation guide

Octopus > Octopodes

Attorney general > Attorneys general

Coup d'état > Coups d'état

Passerby > Passersby

Rhubarby > Rhubarsby

Father-in-law > Fathers-in-law

Mother-in-law > Mothers-in-law

Brother-in-law > Brothers-in-law

Sister-in-law > Sister-in-laws (this is because "Sister" already has two "s"s)

Mum > Ma

Ma > Mae

Matrix > Matrices

Bollix > Bollices

Little Mix > Little Mices

Opera > Operae

Firefox > Firefoxen

Google Chrome > Googles Chrome

Diplodocus > Diplodocodes

Chief of staff > Chieves of staff

Fish > Fish

Cat > Cat

Sheeple > Sheeple

Sheep > Sheepies

Prince > Princes

Princes > Princess

Ladyhawke > Ladieshawke

Shitehawk > Shitehawks

Series > Seriesies

Baby > Basby

Penny > Pence

Lenny Kravitz > Lence Kravitz

Penis > Pences

Forsooth > Forseeth

Caboose > Cabeese

Dairylea > Dairieslea

Pokémon > Pokémen

Person > People

Thomas Jefferson > Thomas Jeffeople

Pamela Anderson > Pamela Andeople

Tumblr > Tumbslr

Rumpus > Rumpodes

Die > Dice

Adieu > Adiceu

Avicii > Aviciii

Racism > Racismsies

Woodlouse > Woodlice

Wodehouse > Wodehice

Top of the Pops > Tops of the Pop

Foot > Feets

Feat > Foat

Shoe > Shoon

Shoe-in > Shoes-in

Choon > Choosen

Anus > Anodes

Rugby > Rugsby

Phalanx > Phalanges

Minx > Minges

David Guetta > Davids Guetta

Motherfucker > Mothersfucker

Criterion > Mothersfucker

Cowboy > Kineboy

Index > Indices

Let's Talk About Sex > Let's Talk About Sices

Ex on the Beach > Ices on the Beach

Datum > Datums

Poof > Pooves

Dr Pepper > Drs Pepper

Mountain Dew > Mountain Juice

Coca-Cola > Cokes-a-Cola

Pepsi > Pepis

Dwarf > Dwafs

BABYMETAL > BABIESMETAL

Manmeat > Menmeat

Bubblegum > Bubblega

Bus > Bodes

Julia Child > Julia Children

Cowbell > Kinebell

Breast > Breastren

Boob > Boob's

Tit > Titys

Polka > Polkae

Sofa > Sofae

Tea > Teae

Dog > There is only one dog.

Brat > Bratz

Buffalo > Buffsalo

Missus > Missodes

Puppy > Pussy

Little Plum > Little Pla

Young, dumb, and full of cum > Young, dab, and full of ca

Meatus > Meatodes

Wheatus > Wheaties

Please > No

Soliloquy > Soliloquy's

Fatman Scoop > Fatmen Scoop

Dwarf star > Dwarves Starz

Oh god > Help

Blowjob > Bloosjoob

Coworkers > Kineorkers

Corby Trouser Press > Corsby Trousers Press

Sinitta > Sinittae

Sia > Siae

Tsunami > I just told you there was a fucking tsunami stop reading this and run you twat

Diarrhoea > Diaorrhoeaoea

Martin Landau > Martin Landaux

Llama > Llamata

Smegma > Smegmata

Octopussy > Octopodesy

Pussy Galore > Podesy Galore

The void > N/A

Plarpy > Plorpleaux

Yeezus > Yeezi

Sheezus > Nobody has two copies of this

Girl Aloud > Girls Aloud

Xenomania > Xenomaniae

Kleptomania > One is enough. Please control yourself

Rocky Balboa > Rockies Balboae

Nutella > Nutellae

Fruit-tella > [unknown]

Octopus > Octopera

Dot your i and cross your t > Dot your is and no. Hang on. Dot your "i"s? You know what. Fuck you

Taylor Swift > [REDACTED]

Death is coming > Deaths are coming

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) > Nae Nae Nae (Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae Nae)

'Smooth' by Santana – 'Smeeth' by Santanae

There's no hope > None at all

Octopus > Paedophiles

Big Momma's House > Big Mommae' Hice

[megha-chopra]

Plurals

Plurals http://wp.me/s3kjne-plurals

Let us today talk about those plural forms which are again made plural by many by adding ‘s’ to them i.e. double pluralisation.

* Your feets are so dirty. * These childrens are making a lot of noise. * I just saw three mices there! * Give me all the…

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[oneslytherinbitch]

WHY DO PEOPLE INSIST ON USING APOSTROPHES TO PLURALISE WORDS? WHY?

[thicque]

Using apostrophes to pluralise words is like kicking puppies off of bridges.