#pocket vampires

[infernal-iris]

Pocket Vampires ARE canon

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Okay this might be a hoe question, but will pocket Azusa burn pocket Kanato's teddy? _(:з」∠)_

No, almost all of the pocket vampires have an aversion to fire because they are relatively defenseless if they are caught on fire. 

What will most likely happen is that pocket!Azusa will take things too far and forget where he hid Teddy and pocket!Kanato will have a breakdown. You do not want to see pocket!Kanato have a breakdown. It is a sad, sad site, and very heartbreaking to watch.  

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I find pocket!ruki and pocket!subaru super cute. I was wondering if they would get along in the same cage or if they would need separate cages that conjoined? Also I really love your pocket!vampires concept it is so clever :3 Thank you for sharing your ideas ^.^

If it is one big cage with plenty of hiding spots, then pocket!Subaru should do fine, because pocket!Ruki are very intelligent and perceptive to behaviors that could upset pocket!Subaru. Please make sure there are plenty of reading materials and be willing to educate yourself so you and pocket!Ruki can have debates. Otherwise, pocket!Ruki will be left with only pocket!Subaru for a debate partner and we all know how pocket!Subaru handles debates. 

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Thank you! Pocket vampires is a concept that was actually started by @diabolik-reacts, so she should get the thanks! I’m just going off of my own ideas lol. 

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Unyo, you're out of Pocket Shu's? Ack, do you recommend attempting for a Pocket Reiji if you're trying to improve your schedule keeping? I need a pocket sized "inspiration" to kick my ass into gear.

We’re happy to say that pocket!Reiji will set you on the straight and narrow path to success, yessir!  ( •̀ᄇ• ́)ﻭ✧

He will be like a blackberry phone, keeping your schedule organized, making to-do lists for you, remind you to call whoever, and keeping you aware of upcoming deadlines and due dates. And don’t worry, should you decide to slack off, he will make sure you never do it again.

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I'm not sure tumblr at my question again or not~ can I ask how to let pocket Subaru blush~~? (˶‾᷄ ⁻̫ ‾᷅˵)

Here is one surefire way to get him to blush and relax his tense muscles ❤

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Can i have a pocket!shuu, a pocket!yui and a pocket!laito?

Sorry, we are out of pocket!Shu and we don’t know when we will have them back in stock again. Pocket!Shu, pocket!Kou, and pocket!Subaru are the most popular, so they tend to go fast. 

As for pocket!Laito and pocket!Yui, we recommend that you NOT house them together because pocket!Laito’s ‘over-friendliness’ can cause a lot of stress on pocket!Yui. It’s better to keep them separate in two cages. 

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Can I keep pocket Azusa outside of the cage? In my clothes, for example. I don't want him to hurt himself if I leave him alone. Also, can he and pocket Shuu be at the same place?

Pocket!Azusa would actually prefer to hang out in your clothes rather than be alone in his cage. Putting him and pocket!Shu together isn’t too bad of an idea, but pocket!Azusa has a mischievous side and will take advantage of pocket!Shu. 

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Pocket!Ruki is like the sassiest cat you've ever owned. Squints at his food. Takes over your bed. No touch >:| Squints at you from a distance.

When pocket!Ruki squints at you, it’s usually one of the following reasons:

He’s suspicious/smells something funny.

You forgot to do something for him and he’s upset but won’t tell you.

He ain’t mad, but just needs prescription glasses. 

An easy way to tell is to ask him to walk around a corner. If he squints as he’s walking, it’s probably #1 or 2. If he bumps into the wall, it’s #3. We have a special eye center for pocket vampires and we sell special glasses for them.