Ryan quit talking about Shane's body challenge (impossible)
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Ryan quit talking about Shane's body challenge (impossible)
Wait hold on I'm just listening to this The Fast and the Curious podcast and Pierre saying his friends would describe him as ultra competitive and that it has (partially) cost him some friendships (but they've *hehe* recovered)
The LORE of it all.
you know how Ryan will bring up Shane unprompted when he's not even there?
and how he also keeps talking about him and Shane dying?
then how Mari felt like a third wheel with the two of them?
what if I told you all of that happened - and more! - in the last four minutes of the new podcast
Ryan said he had a dream where a monster was chasing them and they knew one of them wasn't going to make it so he and Shane shared a look ("like the couple at the end of La La Land") and Shane said "save yourself" and sacrificed himself for Ryan
had to also include Mari's "what am I chopped liver?" omg this whole clip is cinema
the way Ryan says "your dick isn't that big" with so much certainty 💀
can't even behave when they have company smdh
anyone else thinking about that time Ryan tried to talk Sara into saying she thought that he and Shane were drift compatible?
no? just me?
some really great moments on the pod today including:
-them defending Coldplay up top (shout out @rentalboos made me think of your fic instantly)
-more details from their alone together experience that sound like they're married (S: I only snore if I sleep on my back. R: I unfortunately know that about you.)
-the story of why Shane got stranded in Denver airport
-the third ad read (about 53:00) when Ryan said they should take their shirts off and Shane said to Ryan "you got a nice bod" aksldkfhsd pretty sure that wasn't in the ad copy
Ryan made a joke about Shane having "many wives"
I feel like this is soft launching the fact he wants to be one of those wives
“astronauts have bigger brains than people” funny but true