#podcake polls

[podcake]

which one of these evil (or at least morally dubious) companies/organizations would you rather work for?

the am | the bright sessions

global synergy amalgamated | good morning evildoers

kakos industries | kakos industries

the magnus institute | the magnus archives

barrow and locke mining and railroad | old gods of appalachia

overhead industries | red valley

aerolith dynamics | sayer

mammoth | two thousand and late

automnicon | we fix space junk

strexcorp synernists inc | welcome to night vale

goddard futuristics | wolf 359

other/something not mentioned here

Voting ended onFeb 7

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[podcake]

you’re in desperate need of someone to solve a mystery for you and can only pick one audio drama detective duo for the job! who do you hire?

archibald fleet & clara entwhistle | victoriocity

arthur lester & john doe | malevolent

finn nightingale & eve pemberly | englewood after dark

hampton fawx & james stallion | fawx & stallion

juno steel & peter nureyev | the penumbra podcast

maxine miles & ross teller | maxine miles

roy kaplan & wes | roy kaplan: out of sight

sherlock holmes & john watson | sherlock & co.

they’re not exactly detectives but i think they’d get the job done (say in tags)

a detective duo not mentioned here (say in tags)

screw these nerds, i could figure it out myself

op, who are these characters?/show results

Voting ended onMay 20

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[podcake]

do you think your favorite audio drama character(s) could survive a zombie apocalypse?

surviving a zombie apocalypse is literally an event they deal with in canon

absolutely! they've dealt with worse things

while they've dealt with worse, they might not be prepared to survive this

they're no hardened survivalist but they're definitely determined enough to live

they'd just barely get by but would at least avoid getting bit

they're the kind of person who gets bit but doesn't tell anyone

they're so smart they'd find a cure within mere days of the outbreak

they're so smart they probably made the virus that started the damn thing

no way, they're zombie food day one

some combination of the above

other (pls write in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 5

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[podcake]

what are your chances of beating your favorite audio drama character in a fist fight? no weapons, just straight-up brawling

pretty high! my fav could only dream of throwing a punch

good, it wouldn't be entirely one-sided but i'd definitely come out on top

decent, they'd put up a fight but i'd probably win, even if it was just barely

a draw. either we'd realize we're evenly matched or forget why we're fighting

they're winning. not because my fav can fight, they'd just refuse to lose

i couldn't bring myself to fight them! we could probably talk it out

i could never see my fav fighting anyone, let alone me

they wouldn't even muster the effort to care about fighting me

my fav is a trained fighter/experienced in combat. i'm screwed

forget a fight, they'd fucking kill me

some combination of the above

other (pls write in the tags)

Voting ended onApr 30

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[podcake]

which of the dread power could you see yourself serving, be it willingly or unwillingly?

the buried or the corruption

the dark or the desolation

the end or the extinction

the eye or the flesh

the hunt or the lonely

the slaughter or the spiral

the stranger or the vast

the web or something i may have missed

can't decide/i think i apply to more than one

op, wtf are you on about?

Voting ended onMar 10

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[podcake]

do you think you and your favorite podcast character(s) would get along?

absolutely! we'd be the best of friends and hang out all the time

we'd at least be in the same group chat

probably not, we don't have nearly enough in common

i'd be lucky if they even acknowledged my existence

get along is a strong word, we'd more just tolerate each other

do not let me near them, i would punch them in the face (affectionately)

we'd be sworn enemies and one of us is not going to survive that confrontation

they don't need a friend, they need a therapist

some combination of the above

okay, so this is how it would go...(explain in tags/comments)

no opinion/show results

Voting ended onApr 16

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[podcake]

has your favorite audio drama character, or even an audio drama character you’ve created, ever killed someone?

yes, and they’d happily do it again

yes, but it traumatized them

yes, but it was entirely in self defense

no, but they’d love an excuse to

no, and you could never make them

no, but they’ve at least thought about it

well…it’s complicated (explain)

honestly, i don’t know. i’ll ask them.

some combination of the above

none of the above

Voting ended onDec 10, 2025

[podcake]

which audio drama do you think would make for the best stage musical adaption?

the amelia project

fawx & stallion

greater boston

the magnus archives

malevolent

midnight burger

the penumbra podcast

red valley

welcome to night vale

wolf 359

other (reply in the tags)

Voting ended onMay 15, 2025

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