#podcastgate

[ssteamingtea]

Out here stressing over what? Their mother not being mentioned? It's a fitness podcast. There's nothing else interesting about it/

actually in the description on YouTube Don writes what the podcast will be about and it will mainly be about his career

i guess that could include aw since she seems to piggy back off of it NNXJXIDIXN

[beingfunnyintheenglishlanguage]

'Jokes'

Call her a slag just so she knows Thirty three and very fucking bold Worrying about his mother finding out Where's the fun in being one of the 'blokes'?

He said "Lol" Oh give it a rest, this isn't like you He's not your typical, woke 33-year-old Say a slur, we'll shame you We know you're trying to be cool in a liberal age Fangirls aren't your saviour Ticket sales are down Stop Matty now

Cause they're just 'jokes' inciting laughs And they might, start fights, just 'jokes' But you surely can't believe if he's 33 They're just 'jokes' They're just 'jokes'

A pair of 'loving' hands to scold Oh he's so stubborn so he can't be told One moment he was fighting for our rights Now he's shitting on our lives What happened to modernity?

We said "Yo, this podcast better go, we all hate you" You just sit and make 'jokes' at 30-years-old And you thing you've aced it Well shouldn't you be worried 'bout the pussy you lack Instead of being sexist? Karma's coming round God help you now

Cause they're just 'jokes' inciting laughs And they might, start fights, just 'jokes' But you surely can't believe this man is 33 They're just 'jokes' They're just 'jokes'

He showed us from the start Loves to disregard Thinks he's oh so smart "Just playing a part" Showed us from the start Will break our hearts

We said "Yo, I think you oughta know that we all rate you" You weren't a typical, woke, performative bloke But I guess shit changes? I know the pussy's dried up and you're lacking some love But the fans still made you Karma's coming round God help you now

Cause they're just 'jokes' inciting laughs ('jokes') And they might, start fights, just 'jokes' But you surely cant believe if he's 33 They're just 'jokes' They're just 'jokes'

Cause they're just 'jokes' inciting laughs And they might, start fights, just 'jokes' But you surely cant believe this man is 33 They're just 'jokes' They're just 'jokes'

Cause they're just 'jokes' ('jokes') Just 'jokes', just 'jokes' ('jokes') Just 'jokes', they're just 'jokes' ('jokes') (Oh) ('Jokes') Just 'jokes' Just 'jokes'

[ssteamingtea]

https://x.com/elfthistoseb/status/1985361311698473059

Shippers having anxiety about the podcast is them knowing she's not going to be talked about.

I’m gonna make their lives miserable today then huh

[ssteamingtea]

i’m nervy i don’t wanna hear abt annabelle

i think he’s gonna dissociate if she’s brought up

[beingfunnyintheenglishlanguage]

Jokes live at Finsbury park??

[beingfunnyintheenglishlanguage]

Going Down Teaser

We know how much you all loved 'Jokes' so this next one is for the girls and the gays.

A sneak peek at our next big hit!

"Well you're gay and hell burns, just hope He never learns, so she can stay another hour or two"

[ssteamingtea]

he will make a subtle comment about her as his "gf" or "our" or "we" again. mark my words. and the oofy and doofy fanclub will completely throw it out of proportion as always.

he’s gonna be like “thank you” and they’re gonna be like “OMG DO YOU SEE HIS FOREHEAD VEIN ITS HIS IN LOVE LABUBU VEIN!!!”

[ssteamingtea]

Mod i’m seated for your live reaction bc i can’t watch straight away :)

i hope yall find it funny