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Villainous - IneffablePenguin

Once Upon A Time… There was a red-haired sorcerer who lived alone in a high tower, and a blond prince who lived in a palace full of people. And they were both of them desperately lonely.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30248922/

Good Omens: Crow/Anthony (Crowley), Azra (Aziraphale), Serafina (a horse), Michael (OC?), Gabriel, Hastur, Belz (Beelzebub), Ligur, Dagon, Tracy, Anathema, misc characters 31 chapters; 216,546 words. ~ The Kingdoms of Empyrion and the Sorcerers of Apollyon have hated each other for hundreds of years, ever since the Great War. They do not interact, other than to occasionally try to kill one another. And they certainly do not make friends.Crow is an exhausted sorcerer who just wants everyone to leave him the hell alone: for the Sorcerer’s Council to stop harassing him to live up to his potential, and for wannabe Empyrion Heroes to stop attacking his tower to try and kill him. Until one day when he meets Prince Azra of the High Fells, who doesn’t behave anything like he’s supposed to… ~ Warning: illustrated, sex, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol, frequent violence/murder, blood/injuries/unconsciousness/serious head wounds, fire, abduction, past! parent death, possible trichotillania trigger, minor character death, various excrements/bodily functions, disgusting/horrible hypotheticals, unsanitary/unsafe settings/pests, abusive family, mentioned decapitation/animal cruelty/insect death, some body/size thoughts/shaming, ableist language, discussion of age differences/arranged marriages/(hypothetical) incest, pressure to have kids, (indirect) ass-to-mouth, plant threatening ~ Podfic Available - SkyAsimaru

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"Fuck Joss Whedon": a found poem of AO3 tags - thenewbuzwuzz

Fuck Joss Whedon TBH.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29397195

Buffy/Marvel/Whedonverse: not really any characters per-se Single chapter; 240 words. ~ A little experimental joke poem about forcibly removing the artist from the art. ~ Warning: “slut”, mentions of various bigotry ~ Podfic available - collaboration

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“What we call the beginning is often the end And to make an end is to make a beginning. The end is where we start from.”

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Joriel/Crowley, God, Zophiel (OC), Adrielle (OC), Yaretzi (OC), misc characters 21 chapters; 98,765 words. ~ In the innocent time before the Fall complicated everything, one shy, studious chronicler and one curious, chaotic starmaker fell in love. They were left with no memory of each other, but the soul remembers what the mind forgets, and their experiences together left them with a unique kind of synesthesia— the emotional state, mannerisms, and voice of one having a paired physical response (smell, taste, or color) in the other. Follow Aziraphale and Crowley from the pre-Fall times to the Apocalypse as these heightened earthly senses continually pull them back together. At first, they meet tentatively under Halley’s Comet, the last thing Crowley created as a starmaker and an excuse to keep returning to one another’s orbit. But over the millennia, their relationship deepens and they find new reasons to seek each other’s company. ~ Warning: non-graphic nsfw, food, alcohol use, heavy sensory descriptions, memory loss/tampering, graphic depictions of plague, character death/child death/grief, other tragedies, (brief!) gore/torture mentions, (brief!) excrement mentions, some thoughts about suicide, mentions of nightmares, time passing ~ Podfic available - Collaboration

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Warlock thinks about how lucky he is.

Good Omens: Warlock, Adam Young, Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 2,684 words. ~ Eleven years ago, the world did not end and Warlock Dowling found himself thrust out of the spotlight. Now, half a lifetime later, he is finally settling into a life that feels right. A modest flat he can call his own, a supportive best friend who just so happens to also not be the Antichrist (anymore), and a bone-deep understanding of the meaning of family. ~ Warning: food mentions ~ Podfic Available - mutalune

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Paradoxes and Fiats

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, misc characters Single chapter; 17,113 words. ~ "Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps." Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem. ~ Warning: (brief!) nsfw, food, alcohol, misunderstandings, discussion of hypothetical murder ~ Podfic Available - triedunture

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Aziraphale and Crowley have an arrangement. One could say it's mutually satisfying.

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 12,689 words. ~ Aziraphale's eyebrow arched as Crowley sat in the chair, only after having received permission to do so. So often, the demon would sprawl himself across the nearest surface, invited or otherwise. And yet even when sitting right now, his posture was straighter, his gaze more attentive. Obedient, even. ~ Warning: nsfw, food/alcohol, master/servant dynamics, arguably roleplay/immersion, possible ass-to-mouth (unclear), safeword used (everyone is okay) ~ Podfic Available - Gorillazgal86

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Allegra wrote several songs for a fic, what a legend.

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 5,237 words. ~ “But my dear, I just can’t believe you never told me that you had joined a musical group. I would have come out to support you— at your gigs!” “First of all, never say ‘gigs’ again. Second of all, not my fault you never noticed when I showed up to dinner with a great big guitar case slung over my shoulder.” (Aziraphale accidentally discovers Crowley’s secret: he was in a band in the 90s. And he wrote a whole album of love songs…) ~ Warning: (brief!) non-graphic sex scene ~ Podfic Available - BiP

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Sweet fluffy time travel!

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 3,634 words. ~ “You altered the fabric of the space-time continuum?” Aziraphale says, quite astonished as he takes in the breathtaking expanse of the garden all around them. “For me? Oh, darling, you really shouldn't have.” ~ Warning: nsfw, thunder/lightning ~ Podfic available - triedunture