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Love languages.

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley Single chapter; 2,301 words. ~ The prompt was for low-grade separation anxiety post-Apocalypse, and shenanigans! When I realized I was going to fill it for PurpleAlmonds, though, I also knew I wanted to try to bake in something with food metaphors. Her wonderful art (an example here) always gives me that lovely warm fresh-bread feeling, and so I took a shot at that vibe with this. If I missed, it is my own fault. ~ Warning: food, alcohol mention,

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Paradoxes and Fiats

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, misc characters Single chapter; 17,113 words. ~ "Yes, exactly. Retire." Aziraphale reaches for the last remaining tartlet brimming with summer berries. "Somewhere along the south coast, perhaps." Or: Crowley and Aziraphale learn to move in tandem. ~ Warning: (brief!) nsfw, food, alcohol, misunderstandings, discussion of hypothetical murder ~ Podfic Available - triedunture

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A question sparks another question.

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Damascus (OC), misc characters Single chapter; 6,178 words. ~ Aziraphale thinks they've been married for three years and that Crowley just doesn't like sex. Crowley is losing his mind. ~ Warning: nsfw, food/alcohol ~ Companion piece to The Norwegian Civil War

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I was so excited for this fic to finish and I'm not disappointed!

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, misc characters 15 chapters; 42,142 words. ~ “Actually, can you do me a favor? No tempting. No sins. Just a way for us to spend some time together while I finish what I need to do.” Aziraphale considered it and then nodded. “Well, I don’t see why not.” “Can you pretend to be my wife?” ----- Or, 9 Times They Get Married + 2 Times It Was Actually Real. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, (sometimes excessive) alcohol use, sexism and harassment, plug-n-play genitals, mention of decapitation, bondage mention,

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they are just,,, so thirsty,,,, ,, cheesus toast,,,

Good Omens: Aziraphale, Crowley, Bee (Beelzebub), Anathema, Newt, Hastur, Ligur, Gabriel, misc characters 25 chapters; 102,762 words. ~ Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car. ~ Warning: nsfw, food, alcohol, past drug use and recovery, past abusive relationships, some slurs, (brief!) insect/arachnids mention, minor bodily injury, (brief!) mentions of tongue skin and eye trauma, food poisoning/getting sick, anxiety/intrusive thoughts, body thoughts and internalized fat phobia, multiple vomit mentions, panic/PTSD, shaving/razors, public (bathroom) sex, rimming/ass-to-mouth, poorly handled conversation of STIs and drug use, fighting and breakups, blood draw/needles, sex while driving, “pet” as a pet name, mild and mentioned homophobia

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After the apocalypse, Aziraphale decides to start making videos on how to cook.

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 2,441 words. ~ Aziraphale has a cooking show on the internet. It started out with three viewers, but now he's known as the happy grandfather that blew up overnight. Crowley occasionally makes cameos, has dedicated his garden to giving Aziraphale fresh herbs and vegetables, and struggles with living after the apocalypse. ------------ “Taste this, my dear,” Aziraphale said. He held a spoonful of jam to Crowley’s lips with his free hand cautiously under it, ready to catch any dripping. Crowley leaned forward to wrap his lips around the spoon. Most likely his shyness came from the small tender moments Aziraphale was not afraid of showing the world. It had been the topic of many long conversations after Aziraphale took Crowley’s hand in St. James Park, causing Crowley to freeze and break out in a cold sweat. Being discreet had always been their top priority. For 6,000 years, someone would have surely seen them if they embraced in the middle of London. But now, Aziraphale had assured Crowley, things were different. They no longer needed to hide, but Aziraphale would go as slow as Crowley needed him to. It was almost funny how their roles had switched after the apocalypse. ~ Warning: food, ptsd/mental illness ~ Related series

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Crowley takes up a new hobby.

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale Single chapter; 1,992 words. ~ The only post apocalyptic fic you need - everyone’s happy, alive, in love, and they have bread. ~ Warning: food,

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Over and over and over and over, and over and over again.

Good Omens: Crowley, Aziraphale, Newt, Madame Tracy, Shadwell, misc characters 3 chapters; 17,282 words. ~ Disgruntled newscaster Anthony Crowley is forced to cover the annual Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival...again. Only this year he's accompanied by a new producer who he can't seem to get his mind off of even though he's swiftly realizing he has far bigger problems. Namely, the fact that the Tadfield Cheese Rolling Festival refuses to end. ~ Warning: food, alcohol, bodily injury, brief violence and blood, non-consensual kiss, non-graphic discussion of sex, mentions of attempted self harm, multiple (temporary!) main character deaths/multiple methods/described suicides,