Live, laugh, love, my Lesbia
So, I know I’m only so-so at Latin and I’m definitely not a poet, but I wanted to share my personal translation of Catullus’ Poem 5 because I think I nailed it. (Catullus is a Roman poet.)
Side note: the lover’s name is Lesbia, which is a place name, not, like, a pet name for a lesbian. But the author’s dead and I think the poem works even better if Lesbia does mean lesbian, so... take that, authorial intent
live, laugh, love, my Lesbia. dab on them haters
then a thousand and a hundred,
then a hundred and a thousand, and a hundred more
I mean, what are they gonna do
Fun fact: The ‘let’s stop counting kisses lest a mouthbreather curse us’ thing was a superstition in the ancient world. You needed specifics about a person to curse them, like a name or, in this case, the number of times they kissed their partner.
The idea that someone could curse their love is a very real threat to the narrator, which is why I removed the punctuation from the last two lines. That way it can be read as ‘What are they gonna do, curse us?’ which captures the carefree spirit of the poem. Because, to the modern reader, that sounds ridiculous and thus implies that their love is untouchable.
Or, it could be read as ‘What are they gonna do?’ with ‘Curse us,’ as an immediately sobering answer, which I think grounds the situation and evokes a peripheral anxiety about the longevity of a relationship and its ability to withstand the stress of adversity that people hate to acknowledge, especially when they’re in the honeymoon stage. It also implies that their love is doomed, which, you know, is angsty.
but that’s just me. hit me up if you have thoughts