#pokefucking

[wolf-paws]

if your pokemon keeps trying to mount you, that's a sign they can tell you're not supposed to be human. ur just another animal like them so of course they'd try to mate with you

[floetteite]

pokemon company's really been like "here. buy a wife from us" with these life size plushies

[fagomorpha]

Cynthia would absolutely facefuck anybody who lost to her in the championship match. Her first few years are full of trainers who she ruins in her private rooms at the league, she's practically mom to half of sinnoh by this point with how many she's bred.

She also gets a lot of them addicated to pokemon cock, of course. Her garchomps' twin girlcocks help with that.

[floetteite]

your snorunt finally evolves into froslass! but now you keep waking up with a cold body after wet dreams. curious, anyway froslass wants breakfast

[floetteite]

female Scizor are known to vastly prefer to mate with other females. common slang arose in johto that if a female trainer "trained with Scizor", it meant she was a lesbian

[floetteite]

nettie, who has a human fetish

[floetteite]

bounsweet, steenee, and tsareena are a line whose temperament towards the trainer changes heavily after evolution

bounsweets are like baby ducklings to their trainer, following them everywhere and anywhere and are usually a classic first exposure to alolan pokemon for tourist children, who have to be taught the difference between edible fruit and wild bounsweet. but the bounsweet is forgiving and pure

steenee gains a sense of adolescent mischief to her. it's usually ok to start bringing up the concept of a relationship with her once she is a steenee, as this evolution brings an interest into other pokemon, and humans. steenee's personalities range as any pokemons' do, but popular online subcultures have latched onto "bratty steenee" as a porn category for a good reason.

if you can bring her to become a tsareena, you've basically killed any chance of having a normal human love life. tsareena raised from a bounsweet are crazy protective of their trainers. wild-caught tsareena are more shy and demure towards their trainers, like an older lady on a first date. but raised tsareenas will view any romantic intentions towards their trainer as a threat to her.

it's often recommended that new trainers do not attempt to raise a bounsweet to maturity, as they are fast growing and very overbearing once at their final stage. but bounsweet are so darn cute, that kids keep catching them and ending up with a cockblocking tsareena by the time they hit 21.

[floetteite]

trainer who keeps consulting the anatomy section of the violet/scarlet book to make love to their koraidon/miraidon