Im not mad about Pokemon being Thanos snapped I'm mad about these kids fucking clothes!
What is this!?
Wtf is this!? Is this fashion!? Who fashioned this!? What grandmother decided get you that for Christmas and what mother let you out of the house with it! You look like a fucking biscuit I'm really bout to roast this mans with his "Damn Daniel back at it with the white helmet headass!" What poketuber is gonna look at that and say "Damn that's clean." That shit is trash. Speaking of helmets why "head protection!?" Fuck head protection you don't need that shit! I saw a British man reading a paper with a cup of coffee riding on a unicycle. Mofo had the nerve to stop and call some dude a wanker and peel off so tell me Pokemon! Wtf is this!?
But I am excited and can't wait to play the game even tho I'm losin half me boys
POKEMON CARDS ARE TOO FUCKING EXPENSIVE. I shouldn’t be paying a over thousand dollars for a Umbreon card that came out A YEAR AGO. When the Vaporeon card FROM THE SAME SET is 100 some odd dollars. One 100 dollars for a piece of cardboard from a set that came out a year ago is Insane as-well but WTF.
I get cards like the first edition Charazard and older cards being more expensive but a card that came out a year ago being priced such as that is lunacy. FUCK SCALPERS AND RESELLERS 🖕
But I’m getting really tired of people using the time skip method while connected to the Internet instead of using their local connection on Pokemon Sword/Shield.
A handful of times, I can understand cuz maybe they forgot they were connected, but it’s becoming so frequent that it’s like every one out of 4 raids disconnect due to the ‘Host has stopped looking’ notification. In my quest to find a G-max Shiny Toxtricity, I’ve been trying to help people take down their targets and maybe find some surprise shinies along the way (I’ve noticed shiny hunters are showing up more often during the early morning hours my time. I’ve already had five G-Max shiny Gengars elude me.)
Look, I’ve played around with the exploit and I promise that it does the exact same thing on your local connection that it does on the Internet connection. Honestly, I find it quicker on the local connection. I don’t use it to shiny hunt considering I think the Masuda method and KO encounters are quicker but it does work. I’ve had more luck with those methods. I’m not condemning the time skip method, I can see how it can come in handy with filling the Pokedex, but PLEASE do it on your local connection.
While I’m at it, a HUGE thanks to those who don’t Shiny Flex in raids for the sake of Shiny Flexing, i.e. entering a raid with a clear type disadvantage Shiny pokemon just to show it off. I’ve already been kicked out of several dens due to the shiny flexers passing out four times from type disadvantage when everyone else is holding their own. I get it, finding Shinies is a big deal and I’m happy you were able to get one but PLEASE do not bring it into a raid battle where you know you will get wiped out. Everyone involved is either after the Pokemon or the goodies at the end or both so it’s a bit of an inconvenience when we’re blown out of a den. We already have crappy NPCs that can cause that. There’s a raid for every type and a time to use the shiny you got.
OH! And for those having trouble getting the Raid cards to change, use the Swap Cards option and put a four-digit number (Hopefully one that no one is searching for) in and leave it there. The Raid cards will change quicker and extend your chances of getting into newer raids. Just remember to put the code back in after you’ve been successful in entering a raid.
The evolutions of the new pokemon starters are shit.
Rowlett goes from a cute little owl with a bowtie to the most disgusting looking hipster fuck youll see. Litten continues to be boring and very meh. Popplio has gone from fun and interesting to a trashy looking "popstar pokemon" (not makin that up). Sad state of play when the promise lies with the fusion of ronald mcdonald, kesha and the song "Im Blue" by eiffel 65.
