#pokerap

[micanificent]

Spent 10 months on the cross-stitch, and 1 afternoon teaching myself video editing 🤣 enjoy!

[isthisyourname]

What is your name?

Haunter

Squirtle

Chansey

Parasect

Exeggcute

Muk

Dewgong

Pidgeotto

Lapras

Vulpix

Rhydon

My name does not appear in part 10 of the 2000 smash hit Pokerap from Pokemon

Voting ended onApr 27, 2025

[counting-horses]

Found 140 horses

The Pokemon - Pokerap Lyrics contains 140 horses!

I want to be the best There ever was To beat all the rest Yeah, that's my cause

Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey Seaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, Gastly Ponyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree

(Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

I'll search across the land Look far and wide Release from my hand The power that's inside

Venomoth, Poliwag, Nidorino, Golduck Ivysaur, Grimer, Victreebel, Moltres Nidoking, Farfetch'd, Abra, Jigglypuff Kingler, Rhyhorn, Clefable, Wigglytuff

(Catch 'em, catch 'em, gotta catch 'em all - Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

Zubat, Primeape, Meowth, Onix Geodude, Rapidash, Magneton, Snorlax Gengar, Tangela, Goldeen, Spearow Weezing, Seel, Gyarados, Slowbro

(Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) (Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

Kabuto, Persian, Paras, Horsea Raticate, Magnemite, Kadabra, Weepinbell Ditto, Cloyster, Caterpie, Sandshrew Bulbasaur, Charmander, Golem, Pikachu

At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see To be a Pokémon Master Is my destiny

Alakazam, Doduo, Venonat, Machoke Kangaskhan, Hypno, Electabuzz, Flareon Blastoise, Poliwhirl, Oddish, Drowzee Raichu, Nidoqueen, Bellsprout, Starmie

(-woo! we're at the half way point, dooing great so far! -we? what's all this we stuff? i'm doing all the hard work! -break time's over.here we go!)

Metapod, Marowak, Kakuna, Clefairy Dodrio, Seadra, Vileplume, Krabby Likitung, Tauros, Weedle, Nidoran Machop, Shellder, Porygon, Hitmonchan

(Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all)

Articuno, Jynx, Nidorina, Beedrill Haunter, Squirtle, Chansey, (Pokémon!) Parasect, Exeggcute, Muk, Dewgong Pidgeotto, Lapras, Vulpix, Rhydon

At least one hundred and fifty Or more to see To be a Pokémon Master Is my destiny

Charizard, Machamp, Pinsir, Koffing Dugtrio, Golbat, Staryu, Magikarp Ninetales, Ekans, Omastar Scyther, Tentacool, Dragonair, Magmar

(-WOAH! catch your breath man, shake out those lips! -it's downhill from here, just 24 more to go -now it gets tricky, so listen real good)

Sandslash, Hitmonlee, Psyduck, Arcanine Eevee, Exeggutor, Kabutops, Zapdos Dratini, Growlithe, Mr. Mime, Cubone Graveler, Voltorb, Gloom, (We're almost home!)

(Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) Gotta catch 'em all - gotta catch 'em all) (Gotta catch 'em all - Pokémon!)

Charmeleon, Wartortle Mewtwo, Tentacruel, Aerodactyl Omanyte, Slowpoke Pidgeot, Arbok That's all, folks!

(catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all) (ooh, gotta catch em all, pokemon) (catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all) (oooh, gotta catch em all pokemon) (catch em, catch em, gotta catch em all) (GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, POKEMON!)

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[pokeghostwriter]

POKEMON TRAINER KENDRICK: I train my team i try to ease the pain i feel. you ain't been underground like me. youre not in lavender town like me. fuck the 4 take the top. dick long. hitmontop (soulful beat switch) not even gengar can eat these dreams...

POKEMON TRAINER DRAKE: How u lose the key to my heart when ur a klefki

[caelichythcat]

when you know everyone is on board with your lecture

[laertive]

Hitmontop for a pokerap remake. Very happy to have participated

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Thiiisss slide wasn’t in rehearsals Patrick

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

I also dreamed that I was watching a music video for "the latest PokeRap", which was a series of songs which listed every Pokemon introduced in a particular generation and stopped after generation 3; I'd been under the mistaken impression that they listed every single Pokemon, and either before or after waking up, I had the thought that they must have stopped after a few generations, given that there are 1025 pokemon at the time of this writing. The dream version, however, actually did want to list every single one; it namedropped "the 888 seal-types" (as in, the aquatic mammal) and I started laughing so hard I woke up.