@merthurmicrofic prompt season (170 words)
modern AU | domestic fluff with suggestive vibes | flirty, sneezy
— A-ACHOO! — Bless you. — Thanks… A-ACHOO!
A disgruntled yawn.
— A-ACHOO! — Can you stop already? — What? — Sneezing! It’s bloody irritating. I’d like to sleep a bit longer, thanks. — A-ACHOO! I’d like to stop and get some sleep too.
— Only you could catch a cold in such great weather! — It’s not a cold! A-ACHOO! It’s the pollen. Allergy season is officially here. A-ACHOO! — For heaven’s sake, Merlin, you’re allergic too? — Yeah. — Why am I even surprised? You’d think I’d be seasoned to your quirks by now. — I did warn you I’ve got lots of hidden talents.
— Right. Vegan, gamer, terrified of birds. Trust me to fall for such a delicate flower! — Hey! I don’t remember you complaining last night! I do remember you moaning my name and begging me not to stop. A-ACHOO! Arthur, where are you going? — Getting antihistamines! Do you even have anything for allergies on you? — Yeah—A-ACHOO—in the inner pocket of my jacket. — If only I could remember where we tossed it—or at least my boxer briefs!
