pollymal fics need to take advantage of mal calling polly “sarge” at every opportunity because well. he would
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pollymal fics need to take advantage of mal calling polly “sarge” at every opportunity because well. he would
feeling lots of love for my fellow trans discworld fans tonight, so here’s a quick sketch of the two characters responsible for most of my gender
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thinking about pollymal again. what if you are on a survival mission and just trying to get through the next day alive and harboring religious guilt and Transgender Dracula starts negging you
i think maladict could be butch in a despotic boyking way. polly i can’t see identifying with any label like that though since her relationship with her gender is really nebulous and hard to explain even to herself
in a small plot line for a fic i’ll likely never finish (unless 👀) in which polly and maladict are with the watch for plot reasons i do think it would be funny if maladict has like a very obvious one sided rebound crush on angua without knowing about carrot
and angua just sort of tolerates it and is trying to figure out how to break it to him she already has a boyfriend and already has this thing with this other dykey vampire anyway
polly sees it too as like wow maladict is going out of his way to be really chatty and crack jokes to angua + maladict used to do this with me when we first met= ???? does not compute. she’s just patiently sort of waiting for this to blow over and has no personal feelings outside of how her friend feels (lying)
angua doesn’t even need to break it to him because they run into carrot and mal’s like uh hmmm. ok. polly’s like well sorry that angua wasn’t interested that’s rough he’s like well i couldn’t just break captain carrots heart like that lol and she’s like okay mal :)
fuck it pollymal moodboard
*maladict voice, still slightly delirious sans coffee* woooow commander vimes your werewolf sergeant is gc af
*polly voice, tired and just wants a shower* you’re insane
yaoi couple/yuri couple/regular couple/i see no difference. love is love meme but the first 3 panels are just polly and maladict three times