#maladict

[chechula]

Monstrous Regiment fellows for Ari ♥

Carborundum, Polly ‘Ozzer’ Perks, Maladict, Igor, ‘Shufti’ Manickle ♥

[lea-mg]

witches and vampires and goths in my heart its still halloween

[evelynhewett]

[dimity-lawn]

No little Borogravian girl don’t enlist in the military

Oh mein Nuggan zeez iz ein regimenten full ov vvomen!

[discworldquotes]

“Ankh-Morpork is a godless city—” “I thought it had more than three hundred places of worship?” said Maladict. Strappi stared at him in a rage that was incoherent until he managed to touch bottom again. “Ankh-Morpork is a godawful city,” he said.

Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

[specificpollsaboutbooks]

Favorite Book Vampires

Final

Otto von Chriek (Discworld (The Truth specifically) VS Maladict (Discworld (MonstrousRegiment))

Otto

Maladict

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Voting ended onMay 27

NO ANTIPROPAGANDA PLEASE

[onetobeamupart]

sergeant jackrum ur lads r being suspiciously gay come get them

[plakychayaivva]

- For someone who ranted about women not being banquet decorations, you look like you're having too much fun, Perks.

- Hey, I'm already here. I might as well enjoy it - out of pure spite for those morons.

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ISWEAR I was going for the vamp het but these women do not give a damn-

Not sure about this one but here we go I guess