GIRL I GOT DE BEST IDEA AAAAAAAAAAAAA how would The poly!maurders react to y/n sleeping naked? I sleep naked and that thought just came to me mind
"Darling?" Sirius croons, pressing gently against your shoulder to rouse you from your sleep, "Darling, we're back."
There's no response from you, and Sirius pushes ever-so-slightly harder.
"Christ, Sirius, let's not shove her off the bed!" James gripes, muscling Sirius out of the way to lean down and press his lips to your forehead, "Love, wake up? We brought you dessert."
There's still no response from your unconscious form, and James suspects it's because you're nestled in a cocoon of warmth that's keeping you deeply asleep. He feels his heart crack slightly as he reaches for the edge of the blanket, feeling cruel, but it has to be done.
"Right, let's take this off then, and we can- oh, bloody hell!"
What's revealed beneath the blankets is your naked form, curled up tightly against the cold but now completely exposed to the room. Sirius's brows shoot up, and James drops the covers in order to clamp his hands over his eyes.
"James," Remus hums as you stir from your sleep. He quickly flips the covers over you again, giving you privacy as you wake, "You've seen her naked before."
"But not like this!" James blabbers, letting Sirius bundle him in a reassuring hug, "Darling, if you can hear me, I'm so sorry. I didn't know you'd be naked under there. Didn't mean to flash you to the whole lot of us."
Remus watches as you drag a knuckle through the sleep gathered in the corners of your eyes, rubbing away the drowsiness as a groggy smile grows on your face.
"S'okay, Jamie," You laugh, your voice raspy from disuse, "I slept naked 'cause I knew you'd find me."
Congrats on 10k! You absolutely deserve it, your writing is incredible. The amount of times I've reread your fics are actually unholy 😭
I absolutely adore your poly!marauders and was wondering if I could request
"movie marathon - send me a thought/scenario and I'll write some headcanons for the character (or poly dynamic) of your choosing" for poly!marauders x reader who is a professional dancer. (I'm thinking along the lines of Strictly come dancing / dancing with the stars but whatever you think would work ) <3
If not that's totally okay. You are one of the best writers for the marauders and I'm happy reading whatever you write x
Thank you so much sweetness!
okay so to start off with they're very very impressed
unfortunately, that doesn't last long and sirius soon declares that he's sure he could totally do whatever move you just did too
he can't, obviously. it's hilarious watching him try and get all surprised by how difficult it is
james probably actually gets the best at dancing with you just because he wants to and he's willing to put in the work, he knows he'll never be able to keep up but he's happy to try to be a half-worthy partner for you
remus uses your impressivness as yet another excuse to Never Dance Ever
they do absolutely come to all of your performances and bring flowers every time
sirius gets jealous of any other partner you dance with even though it's literally your job
lots of salacious jokes about your flexibility—but it's not actually just a joke, they love it especially sirius
you and james bond over how much time you both have to dedicate to athletics, and sirius and remus are both like "ugh here we go again" with just all the practices and stretching and meal plans
however many complains and jokes they might have about your profession, they do truly have immense respect for it and all the passion you put into it, and they support you all the way
hahaha I couldn't quite think of a fic for this but I have some opinions about it! (I love that audio though lol, I'm sure that's how my sister and brother who were 15 & 12 years old when I was born felt 😅)
James:
I saw someone argue that James would be terrible with kids because he was an only child, had no extended family near (i.e., no cousins, etc) and his parents were quite a bit older once they finally had him, meaning even his parent's friend's kids would be older than him
I disagree, actually I think this is the only take on the internet I'd make a fuss over 😅
James Potter himself is 8 years old - he has the humour of an 8 year old, he would be SO good at playing pretend, he'd have the ENERGY of an 8 year old???? He'd be SO good with kids are you kidding
the man is also so emotional and so sensitive that a kid crying over a booboo or dropping their ice cream would just get so much sympathy from him ugh I love James Potter
Sirius:
he's the only one who had a younger sibling and cousins growing up (though his cousins were older than him) so he technically has been around children
however, he didn't exactly have a happy childhood (understatement of the century), and even as kids they weren't allowed to act like kids
so I see him being enthusiastic to be around kids like "hey buddy! I love your Spiderman backpack, that's so cool!"
but the second the kids starts crying/gets upset/get's hurt he's like "oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit" and he'd be like "uhm...hey kid....uhm....stop that.. stop crying, stop - erm, do, do you like money? here, here's a five....that.. no? more? uhm, that's all the cash I got. Do you want nicotine gum? no, that's not right...hm...."
so unprepared to deal with kids if it's not all sunshine and rainbows lol
Remus:
then we have remus.....
in any of my kids fics, I have him pegged as like the BEST uncle or the most doting father
but he's the only one I could really imagine being like "erm....what....what do I do with this?"
he had to grow up SO fast after being bitten at only 4 years old. He didn't get to be a kid - he couldn't play with the village kids, he couldn't attend school before hogwarts
so...technically, I could totally see Remus being like "what am I supposed to talk to him about?" or "do i....do I take him to the pub? can four years olds even go to pubs? what do I talk about? does he now how to do his taxes???"
okay i wrote this a whilee back and it's one of my only poly!marauders fics and i thought it was about time i posted it <3 oh yeah i think @maddipoof proofed it <3 (tw) single mom! reader ; pet names ; uhh a slight fear of judgement ; (1k)
poly!marauders x single mom!reader
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“Don’t you think this is an invasion of privacy?” said Remus, always the voice of reason among the three. Sirius seemed to contemplate the statement while James, quick to justify their actions, shook his head immediately. “S’not like we’re doing anything wrong right? We’re just checking if she’s okay,” James replied and Sirius nodded along. The next few minutes were spent in silence until they pulled into your driveway.
Remus was the first to unlock the car door, ducking his head so it wouldn’t hit the roof before he stood out. Sirius got out right behind him, tugging on Remus’s sleeve to pull himself up. Remus stumbles back a little, not expecting to have to support Sirius’s weight for a few moments. The two boys turned back to look at James, still sitting in the driver's seat.
“James,” said Remus, somehow knowing exactly what he was thinking.
“Yeah?” he replied.
“You having second thoughts?”
“Yeah,” he nodded.
“What happened to what you said earlier?” James opened his mouth and shut it as he thought about what he could say to explain his thought process.
“What if she doesn’t want us here?”
“Then she’ll tell us, now come on,” Sirius says as he pulls James up and towards the door. Remus pressed his thumb against the doorbell and rapped the door when it didn’t ring. They could hear the pitter-patter of small feet against hardwood. The steps stopped abruptly, the recognizable lilt of your voice as you hushed them. The door opened and you looked up from the toddler you were holding, your eyes widening for a moment before you suppress your shock.
“Hi baby,” Remus said softly, not quite sure how loud he could afford to be around the baby.
“Hey,” you heard a cooing from further inside, ”sorry for not answering your calls earlier today, I just checked my messages.”
“Don’t be sorry dove, we were just worried for you that’s all,” you nodded and stared for a moment, not knowing exactly what to say. Sirius smiled slightly at the sight of the toddler chewing on your shoulder.
“What’s her name?” he said, nodding towards the child in your arms.
“Adelaide but I call her Addie” you reply
“Is she your niece?” Sirius asked. Remus slapped his arm, reminding him not to be that direct with his questions. Sirius winced but looked back at you.
“No she’s mine,” you said, flicking your eyes to each of theirs to gauge their reactions. James clears his throat, having been silent for the past few minutes.
“Can I hold her?” your eyes snapped to him as you tried to guess whether he was serious or not.
“Really? No other questions?” He shook his head slightly confused. You handed her over to him and James stared at her, adoration prominent in his gaze.
“She’s gorgeous” he breathed, as if she was glass and he was scared of breaking her.
“Thanks, she realized that a while ago,” your tone half-joking, “you wanna come in? It’s freezing out.” James nodded slightly, still entranced by the child in his arms, while Remus and Sirius both said yes and stepped inside. The scraping of chairs against wood was audible as you shut the door. Three small bodies came running towards you, two attaching themselves to your legs and the other jumping into your arms.
“Ma, who’s that?” the oldest, Dawn, said, pointing towards the boys. You thought about it for a moment, not knowing exactly what to say to them.
“They’re my friends, baby,” you said, not clear on whether to explain further. She turned away and pulled her arms from around your legs to go closer to them. She seemed to be enamored by Sirius, something about the boy catching her eye. Perhaps it was the glint of his rings, the girl had always had an affinity for all things shiny. Either way, Dawn walked towards Sirius, lifting her arms as if asking him to pick her up. Sirius looked to you for your approval before picking her up. She seemed to have some sort of attraction to the boy's hair, grabbing at it and tugging lightly. Sirius laughed it off though, chalking it up to childlike wonder.
Alec, the next oldest, walked towards Remus, the pale white scars running across his face seemed to intrigue him. Remus seemed confused at first, not knowing exactly how to react to the boy tugging at his hand. He crouched after a few moments, listening to the boy’s chatter and nodding along with a smile on his face. Your youngest, seemed perfectly content in your arms, little hands already gripping your shirt as he pressed his face into your neck.
James was still holding Addie, but now he was sitting on your couch with her on his lap. He seemed to be having an animated conversation with her, about what you couldn’t possibly tell, the girl's interests changed hourly. James seemed to be entertaining her though, the smile on his face evident as his eyes snapped towards yours for a moment before they returned to where they were. You walked towards them and sat beside James on the couch. It seemed almost right seeing them like this, as if this was the way it should’ve been from the start.
Dawn started squirming in Sirius’s arms, her palms that were previously placed around his neck now pushing herself away from his chest. Sirius set her down gently after he realized she wanted to be put down. So Dawn came tumbling towards you with the same amount of grace in her step as a newborn baby deer and she tugged at your arm. You crouched to meet her eye level and she whispered something into your ear, looking back and forth between you and the boys.
“You’ll have to ask them hon,” at that, their eyes snapped to yours, waiting for Dawn to ask them something. She went back to Sirius and stared up at him, lifting her arms so he’d pick her up and whispered, “can all of you stay for dinner?” It was obvious she was trying to be quiet, but whispering quietly had never been one of her strong suits, so the other boys, as well as Alec and Addie, just waited for Sirius to answer for all three of them.
“We’ll stay if you want us to, doll, it’s up to you,” said Sirius, turning the conversation back to you. You thought about it for a moment, contemplating your answer, before nodding slowly.
Your wolfstar thoughts made my night, do you have any for polymarauders x reader?
Ooh absolutely!!
- Sirius and James bicker over every decision, no matter the topic. You and Remus have to act as tie breakers when you’re not busy giggling at their antics
- everyone has a spot in the house that they’ve made their own. Remus filled the library with old books, Sirius turned the bedroom into a sanctuary, and James filled the shed in the backyard with enough quidditch gear for a whole team
- speaking of quidditch, Sirius and James have drunken one on one matches in the backyard on weekend nights, you’re James’ cheerleader and Remus is Sirius’ (and Sirius complains that he loses because his cheerleader isn’t “cheery enough”)
- honestly it would be such an amazing relationship. You would spend your days surrounded by the best people on the planet, and it would be a jumbled mess of unconditional, wholehearted love <3
More fluffy poly!wolfstar or marauders PLEASE I can’t get enough
I'll do this as a headcanon but if you'd like it as a baby blurb I'll be doing those tomorrow and please feel free to request something! Since I have wolfstar, I'll be doing poly marauders
I know it's cliche but there's nothing Sirius and James love more than spoiling you and Remus anyway you'll let them. Taking you out to expensive dinners, buying you nice clothes, taking you on extravagant vacations. Spoiling you is like a sport for them and they'll compete to see who can spoil either of you the most and it usually ends with Remus breaking it up because he'd rather not be out of house and home over their little squabble.
hi!! can i req animagus reader x sirius where the reader accidentally tastes some catnip? thank you <33
"She's tweaking." Sirius decides, and James's brow furrows at the way your limbs twitch discordantly. You'd given a curious sniff to Remus's mum's cat's stash of catnip, and apparently it works on animagi as well, if the way you're rolling around in it is any indication.
"That stuff is strong. My mum only uses it around the holidays when she needs to make sure the cat isn't gonna bite anyone." Remus watches as your tiny, furred paw stomps in the middle of a pile of the stuff, sending it flying in all directions. The muted greenish-brown flakes are starkly contrasting the dark wood stain of the dining table, and James's strong arms shoot out to catch your writhing form when you misstep and your foot slips off of the surface.
"Darling! Be careful," James cries, cradling your furry animagus form to his chest, "We need to get you through this meal in one piece, we're visiting my parents next."
You've been hopping between parents' house to parents' house, avoiding the birthday boy's own family, on what Sirius calls his 'Birthday Tour'. You're having lunch at Remus's after a breakfast with your own family, and you're finishing the day up with dinner at the Potter's. James is right; Euphemia would kill her son if James showed up and told her you'd overdosed on catnip.
You transform back reluctantly, glad for James's support as the lasting effects of the catnip combine with the haze of transformation to make your knees weak and your mind dizzy. You let James cradle you against his chest while Sirius snickers at your spaciness, and Remus sets the lid firmly on the jar of catnip as he brushes the excess towards his mum's housecat.
"No fair." You groan, your voice muffled as you tuck your face into James's shoulder, "Cat gets to get high, but I don't?"
"My mum's food won't taste any better high," Remus levels a smirk at you, "Trust me, Sirius and I have tried. Just breathe through your mouth, darling, and swallow, don't taste."
hi!! ik this is a weird request but maybe after the animagus reader shifts back into a human they have sharp canines like in cat form but in human form and sirius and the boys are surprised by it and keep trying to ask the reader about it and inspect them?
Sirius has long since known the bite of your feline fangs, several pinprick scars on his body telling those stories. But he's never quite noticed that you retain the sharpened canines after transforming back to your human form, and he rather unceremoniously grabs your jaw to inspect his findings.
"Holy shit," He announces, cutting off what you were saying both with a hand grabbing your jaw, and the way that he talks over you, "You've got fangs, Y/N!"
"Aah! Yes, I've got- fangs," You huff, wrenching your jaw out of his grip, "And I've got the rest of my story to tell, too, if you don't mind!"
"I do mind," He waves away your indignance, "Prongs, come look't this!"
James is all-too-happy to squat where Sirius sits beside you on his bed, peering quizzically into your mouth, "Bloody hell, you're right! Y/N, have your teeth always been this sharp?"
"Yes," You gripe, as James reaches in between your lips to feel the point of your canines, "But I'm sure they could be even sharper if I bit you all for sticking your fingers in my mouth."
"Careful, Prongs." Sirius urges, tugging James's hand away from your mouth, "She's bit me before- in both forms. Those things hurt."
"S'funny," Remus muses, splayed out on his bed with a record player between his legs, "She's never bitten me before. Might be because I don't put my fingers in her mouth, or cut off her stories."
"Thank you, Remus." You sigh, free to enjoy your own personal space now that James and Sirius have sequestered themselves on the former's bed, surely fearing a rabid attack, "I'm glad there's one sensible person living in this dorm."
"Sensible is no fun." James and Sirius recite like a mantra, and you're surprised the pair hasn't gotten it tattooed as a life motto, "Now get ready, Y/N, we're gonna hunt down some cardboard so we can see how well you'd function as a hole-punch."
