𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐧 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐩 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐬𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞
a/n: thank you anon for requesting this one, I miss the hype!
⤷ gender neutral, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!
ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ | ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ ᴵᴵ
𝑺𝑭𝑾🌿
・This relationship is a balance of pure chaos and serenity.
・Astarion brings the mischief, the flirtation, and the decadent indulgences. He thrives on teasing both you and Halsin...
・Halsin is the grounding presence.
・Calm, wise, and deeply affectionate. He counters Astarion’s sharp edges with quiet strength and welcoming warmth.
・And you, well you’re the anchor between them
・Sometimes siding with Astarion in his playful antics and other times melting into Halsin’s steady, nurturing embrace.
・Halsin, as the druid, is deeply in tune with nature, and his personality reflects that harmony.
・He is understanding, compassionate, and protective, with a natural inclination to support and nurture his partners.
・Both you and As know that you can go to him with anything. Halsin is amazing at giving advice. He's wise and forgiving, and the ultimate comforting force.
・Halsin would take you and Astarion on peaceful walks through the woods, showing you the wonders of the natural world. But, you know As just has to complain...about bugs or animals...and yet really, he does enjoy these walks.
・An activity all three of you love doing is reading together. You’d take turns reading passages aloud, each of you offering a different voice, tone, or interpretation.
・These intimate moments would be filled with warmth and understanding, with occasional giggles
・Halsin wakes up at dawn—he’s an early riser
・Astarion stays curled up in bed for as long as possible, pulling you back down when you try to get up.
・Astarion craves devotion; though he won't admit it. He needs reassurance that he’s wanted for more than just his beauty or usefulness.
・Halsin, ever perceptive, makes sure Astarion is cherished with slow, patient affection, something the vampire struggles to accept at first.
・Halsin’s love is vast; just like the wilds he worships. He enjoys physical touch, holding you and Astarion both as though you are his greatest treasures. His touch is healing, protective, and reverent.
・You become their shared sanctuary; a place where Astarion can be vulnerable without fear and where Halsin can express his devotion freely.
・With Halsin’s calming presence and Astarion’s intense passion, your emotional needs would be fully met from different angles
・Despite the differences in their personalities, Halsin and Astarion would share vulnerabilities that would deepen their bond with each other and with you.
𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔
Soulmates Sometimes Come In Threes
"Shut Up” (You) x “Make Me” (Astarion) x “Just Kiss Already.” (Halsin)
Makes A Mess (You) x Cleans The Mess (Halsin) x Is A Mess (Astarion)
Moon (Astarion) x Eclipse (You) x Sun (Halsin)
Thinks He’s In Charge (Astarion) x Is Actually In Charge (You) x Knows He’s Not In Charge (Halsin)
𝑹𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒄 𝑷𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆 in this order...
Enemies to Lovers
Slow Burn Romance
Forbidden Love
Found Family
𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈
Sex On Fire by the Midnite String Quartet
Goodnight Sweet Possums by John Powell
The River by Brian Tyler
Cherry by Lana Del Rey
To Bring You My Love by PJ Harvey
Me and the Devil by Soap&Skin
𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 🔞 No one under the age of 18 past this point, makes me feel weird if you read it.
・Astarion...well he loves building it up. He goes slow, teasing and pushing both you and Halsin to your limits.
・He thrives on making you beg...with his feather-light touch one moment and then overwhelming grasping and grabbing the next
・On the other hand, Halsin is raw - he's primal. He wants a connection; he needs to feel everything.
・Halsin needs to lose himself in the moment. With skin to skin complete contact, your sweat-slick bodies tangled together.
・Astarion owns the night with his sinful ways. Whispering dirty, teasing words until you're both desperate and at his mercy.
・And, Halsin owns the morning. With lazy, deep thrusts while you're warmed by the sun. His lips whisper sweet words of devotion.
・Astarion has a love for control. He pins you down, biting, leaving marks that only fade because of Halsin's magic. (This annoys As to no end).
・Halsin on the other hand is a force of nature. He lets As have his fun. Lets him play his games...but when he's ready to take over? No more games.
・And when Halsin finally takes control? Gods help Astarion. Pinned down, breath stolen, utterly undone.
・Halsin talks you through it, telling you how good you're doing. How pretty you look underneath him.
・Astarion is a little more mean; making you beg and plead for him.




















