#poly crow headcanons

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Poly Crows according to Matthias (and me - and some of y’all, I’ve read the fics, don’t lie):

Matthias: “This is my girlfriend Nina”

Matthias: “And her girlfriend Inej”

Matthias: “And Inej’s boyfriend Kaz”

Matthias: “And this is Kaz’s boyfriend Jesper”

Matthias: “And his boyfriend Wylan”

Matthias: “And this is Wylan’s boyfriend Kaz”

Person: “………..You said Kaz 3 times”

Matthias: “I’m aware”

Person:…..

Matthias: ……

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Thoughts on Kaz Brekker

Listen, Kaz Brekker is high maintenance AF. He’s poly AF. Kaz/Inej is a thing and so is Kaz/Jesper/Wylan. He will end anyone who hurts them.

(If you don’t like my Kaz Brekker headcanons - Move right along)