Mar 8, 2025
Look at these guys and tell me that Dream doesn't have a type
Literally bugs he found under a rock
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Look at these guys and tell me that Dream doesn't have a type
Literally bugs he found under a rock
C!Dtqk all are individually carrying an affair with Dream after prison that they're all terrified of anyone finding out about
Just Between Friends
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clay | Dream/GeorgeNotFound/Karl Jacobs/Sapnap Characters: Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Clay | Dream (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Karl Jacobs Additional Tags: Loss of Virginity, Making Out, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, ass eating, Virgin Sapnap (Video Blogging RPF), Friends to Lovers, Alcohol, Enthusiastic Consent, Foursome - M/M/M/M, First Kiss, Drinking Games, Getting Together, Small Penis, Insecurity, Fluff and Smut, Mostly Smut, Situational Humiliation, Nervousness, Laughter During Sex, Sapnap Has a Small Penis (Video Blogging RPF) Summary:
“Can we keep playing games?” Sapnap asks, trying to change the subject. Maybe if the three of them go back to drinking he’ll be left alone. Everyone collectively ignores him at once. The teamwork would be impressive if it wasn’t so fucking annoying. “What if we helped you get over some firsts? It’s just us.” Dream offers, a little bit too eagerly. His face goes bright red as soon as the words leave him, and a new tension fills the room. “Just between friends.”
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During a game of truth or dare, Sapnap lets it slip that he's a virgin and he hasn't even had his first kiss yet. Karl, Dream, and George offer to help him get over a few of his firsts.
I gotta write a fic with Karlnapity derailing into poly dtkq because Quackity and Karl went "this guy we like is part of a package. Fuck. We gotta get all three"
They didn't but the dteam does really appreciate it
"Dream?"
Dream startles, looking up from the heavy grimore he was pouring over
"Quackity! Hi, how can I help?"
He hadn't noticed Quackity entering the room, not even with the heavy creaky door and their soul bond tugging on his chest. Really, Dream had been so distracted lately, falling into one of those research rabbit holes that seem to demand all his focus. If Sapnap had seen it he would chide Dream for not focusing enough on his environment and leaving himself vulnerable to attack, being the worrier he is.
"Hi," Quackity smiles back, but there's a weary weight under his eyes as he does, "you promised me you would take a break in a little bit, remember?"
"Oh! Yeah sorry," Dream chirps, but he sends a wishfull look at the grimore still open on his desk, "...but it's been so little time since then hasn't it? I'm about to end this chapter. When did you check on me, like half an hour ago?"
Just by the look in Quackity's face Dream knows he got the time wrong, but it really doesn't feel like much time has passed. Maybe he was just focused and didn't notice? But it couldn't have been more then a hour or so ago, at max two hours.
"Last time I checked on you was a week ago Dream"
Oh
"Oh."
"Yeah"
The two of them stare at each other from across the room for a moment before Quackity breaks the silence.
"Please take a break with me"
"Yeah I-" Dream closes the grimore, pushing it aside and going over to Quackity, "I'll take a break. Sorry"
Quackity sighs, sending Dream another weary smile and taking his hand in his
"It's okay. I got us lunch, are you hungry?" He asks as they leave Dream's office and walk to one of the royal gardens
Dream isn't, but he nods anyway, not wanting to make Quackity even more worried
The garden is more overgrown then Dream remembers, but its still as beautiful as ever and Quackity finds a comfortable spot for them to sit and enjoy it's view
They talk, eating the simple sandwiches and soup Quackity brought for them both. Dream asks about how Quackity's business has been going and he cheerfully tells him about how he expanded his (deeply illegal) merchant empire to another kingdom, and all of the people he met recently
It's good. Dream forgets sometimes, that this is what he loves the most, this is what he fights and studies and bleeds for. Simple moments with the people he cares about, talking about nothing that matters and enjoying each other companies.
Dream's eyes drift over the scenery, enjoying the pleasantly warm weather as Quackity rambles on about one tale or another
Dream forgets...
...
There's apples in a tree nearby. His last memory of the outside has glancing out a window and seeing a snow storm while he waited for Sapnap to finish getting ready to bed.
...
"We're not quite here anymore, are we?"
Dream says, interrupting Quackity's tale about the weirdest human he had ever met.
When Dream tears his eyes from the apple tree after too many moments of silence, Quackity is looking at him with nothing but grief in his eyes
"... no. You're not"
"How are George and Sapnap doing? Are they also?"
Maybe there's time for them to heal this. Dream might be losing himself but maybe the others can still-
Quackity shakes his head, knowing exactly what Dream was thinking
"I managed to make George drink some tea last week, just before I went to check on you, but he's pretty lost in it. Sapnap goes outside more, but I need to remind him to wash off the blood and rest, or else he will just fight non stop."
"What about you and Karl?" Dream asks, desperation bleeding into his tone. The two of them never messed with magic as much as Dream George and Sapnap, so they should be fine, right?
... no. Not by the look in Quackity's face, not by the dread pulsing from his heart
"I can feel myself slipping. I'm only better off because I work with mortals so much, and they will not let me forget the time," Quackity sighs, "but Karl..."
"It's bad Dream, really bad. I think he went looking for a solution for you three, but whatever he found and whatever he's done he's just not the same anymore. He comes back with weird clothes, sometimes talking in languages I've never heard. He keeps having odd reactions, flinching at silences and reaching for things that aren't there."
Quackity's lips twitch and Dram watches in as tears bead on his human eye.
"I can barely feel his heart anymore and his memory is failing. I've been trying to help him, but I can't do it Dream. He's slipping though my fingers and I can't- I can't help him I can't help you- I'm so sorry- I can't do it alone please-"
Dream pulls Quackity into his arms as he starts sobbing, whispering a thousand apologies for leaving his canary to carry all their burdens for so long without noticing
Dream is not sure how long hey stay there, (clearly, now he's even worse then before at telling the time) but by the time Dream dares move Quackity has cried himself to sleep, and the sun is much lower in the sky.
He tugs at their bond, feeling Quackity's soul tug back at him quick and alert even as his owner sleeps (what's wrong what's happening are you okay-) George's and Sapnap's react lethargicaly, and Dream tugs harder, hoping it will be enough to snap them into lucidity, if only for a moment.
Karl's... Karl feels so far away, like there's s ravine of space between then, where they used to be side by side. Dream can barely feel his phantom breathing along his, and for the first time in (moths? years? decades? ... centuries?) Dream feels his heart freeze with fear
Oh gods. What happen to them
It's easy to slip the sleeping potion into Quackity's and Karl's drinks.
It's been getting colder and colder, so when Sapnap offers they drink a cup of hot wine before bed none of them find it odd. Sapnap slips just a few drops of potion into their drinks while serving, just enough for them to fall asleep quickly and not wake up until hours later.
When Quackity goes limp againt George and Karl's falls foward into Dream's waiting arms, then they tuck them both in the middle of the bed (safe and warm and protected and with no escape) and Sapnap goes directly to Karl's bag, looking through it for the diary.
The diary. That damn fucking book.
Quackity and Karl have started carrying it around, passing it to each other every time they walk by or meet during the day. And they won't let them read it.
Not even with Sapnap's endlessly begging and charm did they break, they said that it was nothing bad and for Sapnap not to worry about it
And now they finally have it. Dream almost wants to trow it in the fire immediately, but they're not far along enough in the plan for him to do something like that (soon. Soon there will be no secrets)
The first thing they notice when opening it its how... messy the entire thing is. Pages covered in crampes notes and doodles, clearly Karl and Quackity talking through the book, pieces of writing and drawings glued into it, some times with dates next to them, sometimes with book titles and page numbers.
It takes them a few good minutes of reading until it becomes obvious what it's about.
George's hand twitches from where it's holding Quackity's neck, feeling his pulse, and Sapnap scratches Karl, his nails going sharp against the arm he was petting just now
Karl and Quackity are plotting.
Not against the three of them, but for them. On one page, notes of nobles who are trying to use Dream as a bluff, another of the ones who seem to be trying to trick him into arranged marriages.
Pages and pages of possible trade agreements other kingdom might offer, and the historical significance of them.
A chapter of plans regarding a group of sorcerers who have made it their mission to kill them three, and the way Quackity and Karl infiltrated their ranks. Their planned assassination, marked for next week.
Quackity and Karl had clearly realized something not many others had. Dream, Sapnap and George are powerful, of course, but they're also isolated. They don't know as much about other kingdoms as they need to be able to rule and bargain properly.
And clearly, they decided that they should do something about it, and try to cover for them three from this blind spot they didn't even fully realize they had
... The plan might be working much better then they thought.
I cannot be the only one who makes anything for two whole rare-ships, I'm too shit at continuing any story line I start
The man, a noble of Kinoko Kingdom he claims, is still talking, but the moment George hears Quackity make a quiet tsk under his breath he can't hear a single word anymore, all his focus going directly to the two men standing hidden behind them three.
A shuffle, George looks back as subtly as he can, catching just in time as Karl tugs on Quackity's hand to get his attention. He points towards the noble with his head, giving Quackity a look and the man nods, turning back with a quiet sigh. Karl turns back as well, a small frown in his face.
And.
What?
What does that mean??
George's entire body and mind is crawling with uncertainty and he can barely fight the urge to just grab those two and demand an explanation. Sapnap shifts and Dream's hands tense in the throne from the feelings leaking from George.
What do they know what are they doing what are they saying what are they feeling what are they thinking what are they thinking what are they thinking
The man finishes talking and bows and George can't remember a single word he has said.
It must have been something important if Karl and Quackity reacted right? They never done that before. Shit. Fuck. No, that's fine, Dream can tell him later, he looked like he was paying attention.
He sends Sapnap a look and a mental push and the man smiles, declaring that he's taking a break for lunch, he invites them both to go along, but George and Dream both decline, if only for the show.
Sapnap already knew they would decline.
Sapnap turns to Quackity and Karl then, inviting them to come, and they both say yes, just like George knew they would. They were officially (well, not officially, but everyone knew it was the real reason) hired to be Sapnap's entertainment, so they can't deny a direct invite like that.
The three of them leave the throne room, and just before Sapnap closes the door he looks back and nods at George. He'll interrogate them and get the answers George wants.
(A small snippet, I do have more vague story planned but I have no clue how to write it, so have this :D)