#poly ugs

[hmshermitcraft]

Hermitshipcanon #147

After Wels was brought back from the dead, he stopped being able to create his own body heat. Jevin and Biffa solve this by agressively cuddling him until he’s up to human body temperature, then wrapping him up in jackets so he stays cozy.

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Biffa, running into Jevin: HEY, HEY!

Jevin, whispering: SHHHHHHH! Wels is sleeping!

Biffa, whispering: Sorry.

Jevin: What happened?

Biffa, whispering: The island is on fire-

[silverderp098]

Poly UGS >:D

Stronk boi >:3

[hmshermitcraft]

Team UGS likes to form a cuddle pile with Wels when he's having a rough day

Wels really likes pressure stimming, so Biffa and Jevin will just. Lie down on top of him.

[hmshermitcraft]

Team UGS' kid would be a mess because you've got Biffa teaching the child the art of tea and gathering heads through murder, Wels teaching them self defense, lawful evil mischief, and combating Biffa's tea with coffee, and Jevin teaching them how to be the embodiment of bastard energy and Boat Cultᵀᴹ

That child grows up to be a supervillain. Their dads are so proud.

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Jevin: Hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Wels: You're a hazard to society.

Biffa: And a coward. Do twenty.

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Biffa: I have 2 hands

Biffa: One for holding Jevin's

Biffa: And one for killing

[incorrect-hermitship-quotes]

Biffa: How's the prettiest person in the world doing?

Jevin: I don't know. Hey, Wels, how are you?

Wels: I'm fine.

Jevin: He's fine.