#polyimps

[cottagecoreunderscore]

“Lovin like this” is close to 100 views!

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Found this little gem from a blitzocast on the interwebs

Take it as you will

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Confession: I've always shipped MMB (even before the show started, damn Instas and Blitzocasts got to me), and even though I've opened my heart to Stolitz I still want them to have a threesome. Maybe it could be M&M's Christmas gift or something. A pity threesome. Especially if he and Stolas would be on break at the time (which is very likely, seeing where the plot is going)

And then, because Blitzo had character development (because he initially expressed interest in M&M not out of genuine attraction but out of a desire to insert himself into a loving relationship without working on fixing any of his personal problems) Well, he does think they're hot. And it's because they are. But that's not the reason why he stalks them lol) he realizes that it didn't really help with any of his issues. But at least he can finally move past... that lol.

[hazbincalifornia]

daddy!Moxxie × Millie × Blitz brainrot time ❤️💛🖤🤍 this ended up a bit longer than i meant for it to be :3c

It took some time to get Millie and Blitz to agree to a home birth, but they eventually went with it because Moxxie really wanted it to be an intimate moment between them all. As soon as that was decided Blitz brought home about a dozen different books on imp pregnancy and birth. Whenever Moxxie would mention anything pregnancy-related Blitz would appear out of nowhere with one of the books -- according to this chapter it's normal to feel this or that -- and it was equal parts endearing and fucking annoying.

When Moxxie goes into labor, Millie and Blitz are by his side making him as comfortable as possible (and while they're still a bit nervous about doing this all at home, they try to stay confident for their laboring husband). Moxxie handles the pain fairly well, not making much noise besides some panting and the occasional groan. The whole time, Blitz has a book and declares that things are progressing normally, don't panic Mox! As he is ready to push, Millie is at his legs while Blitz is stationed at Moxxie's side to give him a hand to hold. Soon an hour passes and there's no baby yet. Blitz is getting a bit restless with his nerves.

"Moxxie, no - like this, breathe like this," he says for what feels like the millionth time, flailing the hand he's clutching.

"Blitz," Millie says warningly. She could tell that Moxxie was getting more agitated with Blitz's incessant coaching.

"No Mills, he's gotta breathe with me, the book says -"

Suddenly Blitz was being yanked down to Moxxie's snarling and sweaty face by the throat. "Shut the fuck up before I castrate you with my bare claws and feed you your balls for dinner!" He lets go of Blitz and falls back onto the pillows, heaving for air. Blitz stares open-mouthed at him for a moment before he turns to Millie. She just shrugs and gives him a grin that says I tried to warn you. Blitz gives a look in return that says did you just hear what our husband said?! They turn their attention back to their husband when they hear a loud Possum Hiss.

"Oh Heaven, why did we think I could do this?" Moxxie moans (they ignore Blitz's mumbled submissive and breedable comment). "This is it. A fucking baby is going to kill me. I can't, I'm sorry, I can't -"

"You can, Moxxie! You can," Millie cuts in, patting his thigh. "I know it doesn't feel like it, but you're almost there. I know you can do this! You're one of the strongest imps I know! Now come on, let's have our baby, baby!"

During her little pep talk Blitz had maneuvered Moxxie so that he was resting back on Blitz's purring chest. "She's right, Mox. Don't be worrying your sexy fuzzy head. The cutest fucking baby in Hell is almost here!"

Now having gotten some confidence from his lovers, Moxxie gathers all his strength and is able to deliver within the next thirty minutes. Blitz makes grabby hands as soon as Millie has her cleaned off because he just had to be the first one to hold her. He and Millie curl up on either side of Moxxie when Blitz finally lets him cradle her. They nuzzle and kiss him and tell him what a great job he did. Moxxie falls asleep feeling so loved and safe with his new family.

Awww, this was super cute! I like the idea of Blitz trying to be overprepared because he wants to make sure that everything goes right, and Moxxie ending up snapping and going all crude on Blitz when he's pushed to the breaking point. Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if Blitz had to resist the urge to slap him on the back for that.

Having both of them there to help support him and make sure that the baby will be okay would definitely help, but what matters in the end is that the baby is safe and with all three of their parents.

[oceansarepink]

This was so cute. Polyimps is basically canon.

[hazbincalifornia]

Polyimps question cause i love em: How do the other two partners deal with the third having morning sickness?

I was going to do it separately, but honestly, in all three cases they mostly just give the sick one affection. Moxxie especially would offer some kind of food that might help to the other two, but in any case, the sick one gets backrubs and cuddles. (Also potentially gentle tummy rubs, just to make sure they don't get sick again right away.)

[hazbincalifornia]

That polyimps thought is soo cute, even though it’s squished they do their best during it because it’s for millie! but blitz does bitch to moxxie that he head butted him ‘with his fat face’ afterwards

“There’s no way to physically avoid it, Blitz!”

“I’m sure there would be, you just like being a pain in the ass.”

[hazbincalifornia]

Very fun thought of the day: Polyimps with my junk where one of them can suck Millie’s dick at the same time the other one eats her out. It’s gonna be squished, but it’d be worth it.