#polymilitia

[thegremlininyourcloset]

my pettiest, pettiest vsmp take is that I don’t like v!mythicaltreebark because it excludes Apo.

like.

polymilitia? effervescent. fantastic. doomed.

appletreebark? excellent. complicated. sausage got voted out of the polycule.

mythicaltreebark? where’s apo. where’s apo. where’s apo. Martyn did not let Apo drink his blood and Ren did not literally kiss her for this.

[rennothy-bo-bennothy]

Polymilitia crack au where Martyn and Ren both survive and the four of them stay together after leaving Oakhurst so Apo just shows up at Cherri's house with 3 new boyfriends* like "listen, hear me out"

Trying to convince your significant other to let you keep this stray dog you found except instead of an animal it's 3 grown-ass men

The rest of the au is just sitcom style shenanigans from the fucking 19th century half vampire polycule

*technically it would only be one new boyfriend since in my polymilitia interpretation Apo is only dating Martyn but this was funnier to say

Cherri: "This is my girlfriend Apo, and this is Apo's boyfriend Martyn, and this is Martyn's boyfriend Ren, and this is Ren's boyfriend M"