#polytheus

[spacebunsz]

the guy ever

[stupidbitchdani]

Y'know me with my Pinterest memes. Let's goo

[black-lakritz-dragon]

[xx-theblack-vixen-xx]

anyone else horny as hell over polytheus from mia and me????

BECAUSE????

HELLO!????? WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HIM???? PLEASE HE"S A NONHUMAN VILLAIN CHARACTER WITH A COOL DESIGN AND???? HE'S HOT???

LIKE???? LOOK AT THAT TAIL??? I LIKE WANT HIM TO COIL AROUND ME AND FOR HIM TO LIKE, TRY TO USE ME FOR BODY HEATA BCS HES REPTILLIAN AND RGHHHHH!!! AND HIS TONGUE?????

HELLO? TGAT TONGUE??? I NEEED HIM TO RAM HIS FUCKING TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT!!!! I NEED HIM TO TONGUEFUCK ME SOOOOO BADDDD <3333 PLUS ALSO SHARP TEEETHHHH!! IM IMAGINING HIM FLICKING HIS TONGUE OUT TRYING TO SMELL/LICK (reader) AND JUST!! CHOMPING DOWN!!! ON OUR NECK OR WHATEVER!!!

AND THIS??? IMAGE???

ALL OF THE CHARACTERS IN MIA AND ME ARE SO STRON BECAUSE IF HE WAS BOUND AND ON THE FLOOR AND PATHETIC AND IN FRONT OF ME? ONE OF US IS WALKING AWAY PREGNAANT AND ITS NOT GONNA BE ME

[v3xsona]

POLYTHEUS DESING🐍💎 [AU]

I spent my whole day on this, but it was ABSOLUTELY WORTH IT. I'm still working on the AU

If I'm not too lazy, Gargona will be next

[walkinroadkillz]

hello mia and me fandom. my humble contribution

since gargona is canonically bald I decided to draw her with a buzzcut, because that's the power I hold. also I took off her helmet, kind of wanting to sever her from drakon and dystopia, because I do wish she just got shown kindness and stayed in centopia, maybe lived with polytheus, that would be awesome

Also im aware that the figures kinda blend in with the background, this is sorta what I was aiming for. The kinda chaotic vibe. Look up Gustav Klimt :]

[imafluffycupcakey]

gayest motherfucker I've seen in a while

[wouldyoufuckthisfurry]

Would You Fuck This Furry?

Polytheus from Mia and Me

Yes

No

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Voting ended onOct 12, 2025

Polytheus is a mysterious and unpredictable traveling merchant, and not only that, but the only merchant in Centopia. Elves both good and evil make deals with him, as he carries a wide variety of merchandise, including many he's made himself. He'll haggle and accept offers from the highest bidder, regardless of what they intend to do with the items. He mostly only has his own wealth and interests in mind, and proclaims no allegiance to anyone. But he does have a sense of honor, and will carry out favors he owes. He also has a strong disliking for thieves.

Due to his lack of care for others, Polytheus is quite lonely and friendless, but seems to just accept it for what it is. Though he is quite fond of his pet turtle, Buttercup.

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There is no nuance button, if your answer is some variation of ‘I would if X’ then the answer is yes.