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Random Late Night Headcanon: Thanks to Elizabeth having him watch The Little Mermais one too many times, William most likely has almost all of it memorized— Especially Ursula’s parts.

Which means, yes, William 100% used Ursula’s “body language” bit as a way to psyche himself up before giving presentations (internally, of course). Hip swinging to close open desk drawers may or may not have been involved.

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I know I’m very tired right now, but..

I really want to put it out there that William Afton’s ten year journey of almost getting a proper design reveal in Secret of The Mimic/Into The Pit can be summed up with a parody of the Ittsy-Bitsy Yellow Polka Dot Bikini song.

Like he’s forcibly being dragged from the shadows to the spotlight without Spring Bonnie to help him.

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“Princess”/“Bridal”-Carrying Scraptrap

This is the only thing running in my head. Sorry.

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Silly Semi-Meta FNAF Audio: “Meanwhile, at the animatronic film studio for Help Wanted 2…”

Long title, but it might make sense in a minute.

That robot rabbit would rather try to speak French than face a potentially live(stream) audience…

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I just thought of something funny for Ruin.

You know all this speculation for Cassie being short for Cassidy?

What if this gets addressed in the game somehow and it’s not that? Like, William’s ghost hears the name “Cassie” and immediately goes into ‘oh no Cassidy’s here I’M GOING TO DIE HORRIBLY’ mode. Full-on fleeing the scene and hiding out in the Blob levels of panic here. Cassie doesn’t know why, of course, but she probably just assumes her toughness scared him off somehow.

Then, much later on, she meets someone who has that same thought of it being shirt for Cassidy. And she explains to that person “oh my name’s actually Cassandra but Greg and I just shorten it because Cassie sounds cooler lol”.

Cue William kicking himself nearby for not thinking earlier.

Probably not going to happen, but it’d be a funny thing to put on a prediction list and/or bingo card.

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“May there be mercy upon your soul if you want to smooch Scraptrap”. Okay, but you’re talking about on the lips. I’m talking about on the hand. If I wasn’t such a coward, I’d even go for hugging the bunny and let that stun him for five seconds.

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I should be getting ready to sleep, but the mental image of Scraptrap listening to the radio while swinging his legs is just. Not leaving my brain.

I can see him just lying there somehow. Radio’s playing some early 2000s love song, he’s humming along to it, and all’s good in that little nook he’s gotta call his sleeping quarters.

..Well, until Lefty barges in or something.

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Just had a brainwave of a drawing idea

FNAF lore but told through Tsum-Tsum-ified characters. All gory scenes are appropriately replaced with red fluff and/or any other applicable plushie “injuries”. Because, you know, they’re plushies.

For example: The Bite of ‘83 in particular is caused by a huge teddy bear stand-in accidentally falling on top of the Crying Tsum’s head. Sadness for all involved ensues.