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[haylkonig]

Re: Secret Garden

So "How Could I Ever Know" came on the Broadway station today and I had to keep myself from crying in front of my father.

This was at like 6:30

It's 8:30 and I've been singing all the songs for the past two hours and I am in tears and especially How Could I Ever Know because everyone is leaving for college soon and I will always have emotions about this show that I can't quite define and ughhh

TL;DR: FEEEEEEEELS

[haylkonig]

Emails I Contemplated Sending Today

"Look at your SAP. Now look back at me. Now look back at your SAP. It's better than mine. Now look at this email. It's got a bad SAP. You could make it better by editing it. Write like a man, man."

"HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE'S MY PAPER

SO EDIT, MAYBE?"

"A haiku:

SAP: the bane

of my existence. Could you

Edit it? MY QUEEEEN."

[haylkonig]

In Which Today Was the BEST

WARNING: This is long.

So it all began at 7:20 AM, when the warning bell for classes rang. My friends and I retreated to the music hallway and proceeded to "cram" for the APUSH exam by dancing wildly and singing along to Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire".

Around 7:45, we went in to take the exam, which ended up being fantastically easy and wonderful and we were well-prepared and I might have written an essay containing several musical lyrics.

Bam, test over. We went to Noodles and stayed there for all of fifteen minutes to play with the new magical soda machine, and then Mommabramowitz drove up to get me, Kate, LZ, Noah, and Urrn to go see AVPM at Maryland.

After getting lost at the farms, we ended up in front of Tawes for two hours. We met a Nerdfighter. It was excellent. At one point, we decided we wanted ice cream. On our way to buy some, we ran into a few students with three giant coolers full of free Rita's and study packs (chips, fruit snacks, and the snarkastic Eleven Commandments).

As we were about to go in, my Princess (Tiziano...he was Cedric) came out to see me and was sassy and attractive with a roll of duct tape. God I love my Phantom friends.

The show itself was absolutely incredible. They were hilarious and talented and we all sang along at the very end and it was excellent. I hugged and loved my Princess and it was grand.

Urrn had to call his mother to come get him, so we waited outside Tawes for a bit. A curvy brunette walked by, wearing the same dress as me, and she didn't turn around when I tried to get her attention. Noah and Urrn then began to formulate theories about how she was me from the future. My brain promptly exploded, and then David (who may or may not be the Doctor...I'm still fuzzy on that) kind of fixed me except I'm still convinced that I will be a time traveller.

We left Urrn behind at Tawes...hopefully he found his way home. Mommabramowitz then drove everyone else home. What started as a fun. and Panic! at the Disco singalong ended up being me, LZ, and Mommabramowitz Cat Bernieing to 80's electric dance music. In public.

The looks we got from strangers were excellent.

And now I'm here, blogging about it.

So that was my day. How was yours?

[haylkonig]

In Which Homework? Nah.

I'm trying to do my SAP but all I can think about is the Larryboy theme song. Help me, I'm nutters and I can't get up.