#poob x reader

[cabbag3juice]

ur art is so pretty i love it so much :D !!!! can i pretty please request anything party noob related,,,😇😇

i luv poob

let's go swimming!

[neuvillettesfan]

Poob / Pest YANDERE headcanons!!! (SFW)

Tw:

- Yandere themes.

- Implied murder (Pest).

- Stalking (both).

- Guilt trip (Poob).

- Violence in general metioned in Pest's part and emotional manipulation in general mentioned in Poob's part.

- WORSE than the Itrapped dating headcanons. Really fucked up stuff.

- Is this what you people are into now? Really? This what you wanted??

- He/him used for Pest, he/they used for Poob.

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•°○ PEST:

☆ "Some call it stalking, I say walki-" yeah because it IS stalking. [NAME] a bettle behind you.

☆ Why, yes- he'll spare your money. You on the other hand... might as well just steal (kidnap) you instead.

☆ Hold your friends close, not too close, lest they dissapear at some point.

☆ Bigass bettle watchin' you sleep, ain't that just cute? (no).

☆ Follows you around. Just makin' sure that you're safe, don't worry (do).

☆ Lowk obsessive. Better hope that he doesn't get posessive too.

☆ Why, yes. He'll spare your money. However, yes he'll steal some of your stuff. Your shirt, pin, underwe- etc,...

☆ Sometimes he'll keep switching between English and Japanese just to confuse you. Why? It's funny.

☆ Final conclusion: This guy, is fucked up. Stay away from him.

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•°○ POOB:

☆ Listen up, you better hope that you're cool-headed and not easily manipulated- because they'll be using alot of emotional manipulation on ya'.

☆ So, you see... guilt-tripping is bad, yes? Yeah and they'll be doing that very soon.

☆ He'll go very far to keep you away from other people, and other people away from you. They're doing all of this just for you, you'll be better off with him, only him. Why won't you understand?

☆ Watch you sleep, watch you eat, watch you breath, watch you. Mind you, you're never alone.

☆ He'll gift you alot of things. Wild flowers, a sweater, plushies,... aww. Ain't that just sweet? You might want to check the eyes of that cute stuffed toy he just gave you though.

☆ They're a real funny person! Won't be too funny when they kidnap you though.

☆ Final conclusion: What the hell.

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You! Should! Watch! Your! Self! Around! Them!!11!1!1!!! Like no I'm being serious.

[sumthinganarchy]

Been getting into regretevator lol (got into it like last year or so, but didn't get too far into it (we've always been off and on Roblox lmao)). So here's some yandere headcanons (mind you I don't know a ton of lore, and we're obviously not doing all of the characters in one go)

(also, so, we like it when our readers clearly aren't apart of the world that we're in so. Players/ the reader are human, wal all of the npc look like how they do in-game). <- this only kinda comes up sorry

Infected would be a pretty chill yandere, he wouldn't do anything to brazened, but he would definitely sneeze and cough on us to mark us as his to other npcs (he just can't seem to get us sick, so that's off the table).

Could totally see pest as both a tsundere yandere, and a Suger baby (at least to some extent on that last one lol). Man's casually takes our wallets, yeah if you just hand him some money (especially if it's more than what he takes), he'll kinda go insane. He's still a bitch, but hey at least he'll kick the shit out of some guy for you if you want.

Poob would be (like infected) pretty chill. They just want your attention and for us to hangout with them. Look, look there being Soo silly!! Will invite you to all of their party's, but if you don't show up for whatever reason, except them to be in that elevator waiting for you, and when they do see you just absolutely balls their eyes out. You didn't show up, why didn't you show up? Do you not like them? What can they do? Please tell them!

[howlingmod]

fluff alphabet + mark, bive and party noob

summary - what it says on the tin. using letters from their names for this

misc - hi

Mark

M - Memory. What's their favorite memory together?

Tricky to say. Mark's memory has never been the greatest. It'd probably be some small, casual moment earlier in your relationship, a moment where you cemented yourself in his mind. If he had to give a specific one, it might be the time you'd shown up at his place to hang out when he'd figured the weather had cancelled your plans. He'd been waiting for a call back from you, having tried multiple times over to see what your plans were now that the rain was suddenly pouring. Each time, went to voicemail, leaving him staring out the window just in case. The second he figured you'd entirely given up, you'd knocked right on his front door. You tracked in an awful amount of water, woke up the next day with a partially-gone voice, but it'd all been worth it to see you. Heck, he swears the hallway lights might as well have been haloing you! It'd proven something to him in that moment, that you cared and that you wanted to be around him. It certainly gave him plenty to sigh and swoon about.

A - Attractive. What do they find attractive?

Courage. Above all else, he respects people who know what they are and what they stand for. The ability to get up and keep going on means a lot to him. It inspires a lot of hope and confidence for him. In such a loud, messy world, being able to just focus on what you hold dear and continue on is invaluable.

R - Romance. How romantic are they? What do they do?

He's trying. He doesn't have a lot of experience outside of Wallter and a few short-lived things, a lot of romantic gestures are a little lost on him. He's just not familiar and a lot of it comes off a little silly and ingenuine to him, he doesn't need big shows to be happy with you. That being said, that doesn't mean he doesn't make an effort. Despite his worries, he knows romance is important in a romantic relationship. His own version of getting you flowers is getting you snacks. Drinks, candy, actual food, all of it ends up getting handed over to you. Quickest way to someone's heart is through their stomach after all! Besides, he just likes making sure you're in good condition. It might not be the healthiest things, but sometimes you need just a liiittle something to keep going.

K - Kiss. Are they a good kisser? What was your first kiss like?

Ehhh? He's not bad persay, he definitely puts heart into it, he's just a little brash with it. He's got big emotions, emotions that can only be translated into accidentally slamming your heads together a few times. He does definitely try and be gentler after the first few bruised lips. He's a little unsure of himself, always either a little pulled away or a little too close, but he does try and follow your lead for the most part.

Party Noob

P - Pet names. What pet names do they use?

You can't diss the classics. Very much so a babe/baby user, uses it more than your normal name. It comes naturally to them, it's how they always refer to you in casual conversation. It's the easiest and clearest thing to squeal out whenever you show up to their parties (if you weren't there helping set up). Less common but still important ; sweetie/sweetheart. It's just so cute to them and so are you! It's perfect!

O - On cloud nine. What are they like when they're in love? Is it obvious?

It's not the most obvious, only the most keen eyed and familiar could really identify it beyond Poob just being gigglier and more excitable than normal. Their crushing phase is characterized mostly by an almost teenage-girl-level thrill at all times. If you're not around, they're swinging on their feet and staring off smiling to themself about you. If you are, they're practically vibrating talking to you, hands usually balled up or gesturing wildly. They're about a hair's width away from kicking their feet and skipping around. Most of their feelings are clued on by them suddenly inviting specifically you to parties. Sure, they've always invited you but it's different once they start developing feelings. They go out of their way to make sure you're one of the first people, you almost always get handmade invitations, and the snack bar always seems to lean in your favor. It's what they know best, if they really want to knock your socks off then they've gotta keep trying.

Q - Quirk. Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship.

Poob, despite the intensity of their emotions, is incredibly level-headed. They're very good at sitting down and listening when you talk, no matter if it's positive or negative. Though, it especially helps in those negative conversations. They're able to acknowledge how you feel and that you're right and okay for feeling that way while also trying to pull you into a more neutral-positive direction. Things might be hard, someone might've unintentionally hurt your feelings, but that doesn't mean it's the end of the world. If you're the type to spiral, they're the goat of distracting you from catastrophizing.

B - Beauty. What do they admire about you?

It's criminal to ask them this and not expect them to go on and on. If you really, really forced them to name one specific thing, it would just be how nice you are. They've got a lot going on, they've had a lot going on, having someone at their side at all means a lot to them. The way you're able to start conversations with them (even if you might not be the most confident or the best at small-talk, it's the care and effort to try at all that counts) is what really gets them hooked with you.

Bive

B - Beauty. What do they admire about you?

Your patience. Not many have the care to listen to her and not many does she let listen. If you can stick by her side, prove that you're not around for malicious intent, that's already quite a feat. It shows that you've got integrity, that you're not going to fly or snitch as soon as someone glances at you. It's a little confusing, she's not sure how best to word what exactly grabs her attention with you. Security? Kindness? Whatever it really is, it's always left her seeing you as one of the few allies she has, someone who really is on her level. Having you around, through good and bad phases, leaves her standing a little tallker knowing she has you in her corner.

I - Inspiration. Do you change them at all?

Yes. It's not a night-and-day change, she's never going to be a social butterfly, but she certainly feels a lot more comfortable leaving the house with you. She still staunchly prefers quiet, isolated places, but she's much more willing to go out now. It's the confidence you provide her that let's her risk going out and being seen by the world. She might not say it, her anxieties and paranoia still shake her down going out, but you really have made it so much easier. Even if she really would rather stay in and work, away from prying eyes, she knows that you're only trying to help her. So, she'll grit her teeth and go out to some cafe with you. (Any annoyance instantly fades once you guys sit down somewhere to enjoy it. I think she would be a coffee cake fan.)

V - Value. How important is the relationship to them?

Very important. As soon as you start cementing yourself as someone who can be trusted and can understand where she's coming from, you become a pretty vital figure in her life. Two minds are better than one, so it goes. She doesn't know how she would handle losing you. Likewise, she also can't help but feel obligated to care. With the level of paranoia she's got, she feels like she's put some kind of target on you as well. Obviously on a social level, but on something more vague and intimidating as well.

E - Equal. Are they the more dominant or passive one in the relationship?

Ehhh. Passive. She likes to think she would stick up for you and be a little more direct. She ends up freezing and taking a little too long to compose her thoughts to do so though. Likewise, she's not the best at initiating things. She just doesn't have much experience at all, letting you this close to her is a first in a few regards.

[paintingdoughh]

Old art I lowkey forgot to post.. okay?? 👀 mostly regretevator x y/n

Also why is there barely any content of regretevator x reader,, 😡😡🙄/j

[donutz]

Regretevator fanfics, oneshots, etc—☆!

Requests✦!

A-M☆!

ApR1L F00Lz 3VeN7!!

Bive x reader

DrRetro x reader

Gnarpy x reader

Gregoriah x reader

Infected x reader

Lampert x reader

Mach x reader

Mark x reader

N-Z☆!

Pest x reader

Pilby x reader

Poob x reader

Reddy x reader

Split x reader

Spud! x reader

SwibbleDib x reader

The Cashier x reader

Wallter x reader

[lynxtheserval]

ahhh! Just read your pest and it's so good :DDD

Do you mind writing a poob x gn!reader? Like maybe reader surprises poob for their birthday and he's beyond happy? (Like absolutely ecstatic)

I luv ur writing :33

Poob x gn!reader

Ngl this was fun as heck to make ! I hope you enjoy it anon !! And thank you so much !!!

Poob was NOT having a good birthday this year. All his friends were gone, never responding to his messages or calls. He was going to throw himself a party but it seems like no one wanted to, not even Split or Y/N! 

Of course this made them sad. He sat at a bench, waiting to get a ride home. They blew into their party horn sadly as the bus drove up to the stop.

All the way home he thought that all of their friends hated him, was he too annoying? 

I don't get it . . . I'm trying my best . .

As the bus got closer and closer to his house, he felt less sad and more… Disappointed. As they got up to the front doorstep they realized, the door is unlocked?

Maybe Pest got to steal more coins from them again.

Poob sighed and opened the door. The lights were off, but something about the house felt… different. 

"SURPRISE !!!" The lights flashed on revealing Y/N, Pest, Split, and everyone Poob knew. It took him a second to realize… they didn't forget…? Poob sat there for a moment in shock.

EVERYONE REMEMBERED THEIR BIRTHDAY!!!

Y/N spoke, "I hope you enjoy the party Poob ! I thought since you were usually the one throwing parties , why not throw one for you ?"

Poobs frown turned into an ecstatic smile in less than a second. THEY REMEMBERED THEY REMEMBERED THEY REMEMBERED!!!!!

Y/N went to hug Poob, but Poob got to them first, giving them the biggest hug and the biggest smile anyone could ever imagine. Y/N's back was probably broken now. Poob wouldn't be a bad Chiropractor.

"THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU !!!!" Poob shouted with joy. Y/N was confused by this excitement, but was glad Poob was enjoying the surprise party. 

This was the best birthday ever!

[lynxtheserval]

Hmm yeah :D

I guess my tag will be Gold :3

Also may I request another gn!reader x poob? Maybe like a picnic date scenario in one of the elevator levels?

-Gold :3

Gn!reader x Poob - picnic date

AIGHT GOLD :3

YOU ASK AND SHALL RECEIVE!!

It's so short I'm sorryyyyy, I have so many requests I'm trying to get them all done ;-;

Poob and Y/N have been on the elevator for around 30 minutes now. Floor after floor after floor, until they finally got to their location. 

The elevator door opened and revealed Bugbo's field.

"It was the best place I could find !" You said, smiling at Poob. Poob grinned and ran out of the elevator and onto the field. You follow behind him, carrying the blanket and the picnic items.

"Wait up Poob !" They stopped when he heard your voice. 

"Oh I'm sorry !!" He ran back to you, taking the blanket out of your arms, and layed it in the shade by a tree. He sat Chris-cross-applesauce on the blanket. He patted the spot next to him, looking at you with a sweet grin on their face expecting you to sit down, and you did.

You started to get out the food from the basket when you felt Poob lean his head on your shoulder. They looked up at you and grinned even more.

You blushed a little and got two sandwiches out of the basket, unwrapped one and gave the other to Poob. Poob grabbed the sandwhich and started to eat it, still smiling.

Poob tried to say something but all that came out was muffled words due to the food in his mouth. 

"What . . ?" You asked, giggling a little.

He swallowed his food and said it more clearly this time.

"I love you !"