My domestic poolverine hcs
warnings: logan stabs wade (ofc) and a sprinkle of profanity
A/N: i wanna do a part 2 to this but i have no ideas😭 if yall have any ideas lmk 💔 also this is barely proofread and my excuse is that i’m a busy college student
- It took a month for Logan to get used to his new home. It was Althea, Wade ofc, Mary puppins and himself. Full house.
- Logan stayed on the couch that whole first month because Wade and Althea had taken both the rooms already. Some nights he had Mary puppins lay on the couch with him.
- Eventually, Wade and Logan started sharing his bed after Wade begged logan for weeks and days
-Both of them would unconsciously fight over the sheets and bed space over night
- They also would deal with each other’s nightmares :(
- Also Logan snores….LOUD.
- Logan didn’t admit it but it was nice to sleep next to someone that wasn’t a dog or some random person he was fucking. Just someone he could really trust for once. Who had his back and best interest in mind.
- Wade was the cook until Logan showed up
- The first day Logan tried Wade’s cooking he was just like “Nope nope nope” and got up and showed Wade how to really cook
- Another wolverine secret, He was damn good cook
- Ofc, due to the 200 years of living blah blah blah
- So now Logan cooks just about everything for everyone
- Althea was happy she didn’t have to deal with Wade’s horrible food anymore and Wade was happy he had a little house wife that would cook for him when he got off work
- Just kidding…okay maybe…..
- Mary puppins also took some getting used to too
- She would bark and bark and whine for nicepool sometimes
- Wade did his best to comfort her but it wasn’t the same and nothing worked. Not the bones or new toys or silly outfits he bought her.. just nothing
- Logan, however, was okish with dogs so he knew to just let her and make little cooing noises to soothe her
- Wade damn near melted at the sight…it was sooooooo cute! He got Althea to take a picture one day for him while he was at work
- “If you hear Logan calming Mary puppins down again take a picture for me, okay? Very important! Are you listening?”
- Althea was half awake since it was morning before Wade went to work but was just like, okay whatever bye
- The picture was crooked and logan and the dog were barely in the frame.
- It still went on the fridge though!
- And many more pictures on the fridge like…
- Logan sleeping with a permanent marker mustache on his face!
- Andddd Family game night !
- And a crayon picture of Wade, Althea, Logan and Mary puppins
- There we’re also polaroids all over the house of little moments like this and also Laura when she came over
- Wade was really digging this new family thing and so was Logan he just was never gonna say it
- Pranks were also frequent
- Logan Howlett did not do pranks. Not before the x-men, during or after. So his reactions of course were way funnier.
- One was the use of random airhorns by Wade and Althea in the middle of the night, one by each of Logan’s ears as he slept. Logan jumped out of bed slashing the air angrily with his claws, swearing like they were the only words he knew. Althea was a bit more scared than Wade but still found it funny.
- Logan stabbed Wade multiple times after that.
- Another prank was Wade pulling one of those “fake news of the end of the world announcements on tv” things where he got a fake video of a government announcement saying the world was ending and because Logan barely understood technology he fully believed it and was wide eyed and quiet
- Once he started pacing with his arms on his hips Wade could barely keep a straight face
- Finally a super serious and stressed Logan goes, “You think this is fucking funny, mouth?!”
- Wade died.
- He never laughed this hard in his life. He almost ran out of air and his sides actually hurt a bit but of course healed quickly.
- Logan still didn’t get it just crossed his arms in confusion. When Althea told him Wade pranked him yet again, he threw Wade through the wall and Wade fell to the bottom floor. Ouch. But so worth it.
- When Wade came back upstairs Logan cussed him out but Canadian style because he was that mad which killed him again and he just fell back down somehow
- Random tickle fights would happen but not a lot because when Wade got to Logan he would get stabbed as Logan laughed uncontrollably
- Althea would also hate it but would laugh at least in the beginning and then start hitting wade in the face when she had enough
- Only mary puppins liked it and that’s cause she thought she was getting pets
- Laundry day was also interesting
- Wade barely did laundry on the account of working and “fighting crime” and also because he hated doing chores
- Althea couldn’t see so even when she tried to fold clothes they’d be sloppy and put in the wrong places and just no
- So logan had to step up for that too
- And surprise surprise things would be folded so neat and clean
- Sometimes though when laundry day approached but clothes were running low the two men would just share clothes
- Never boxers even if Wade insisted over and over and over
- But shirts most of the time
- So sometimes Logan’s just in a ridiculous shirt of Wade’s
- Sometimes it’s the one with the words “two seater” with the arrows pointing up and down
- Sometimes it’s a pink shirt that is like too tight?
- They also share pants, socks and pajama pants but though they each only have like 5 pair of each cause yknow…men..
- But all of the silliness and randomness that is moving in with Wade Wilson aside, Logan adjusted nicely, loving his new home and family ❤️
