#poop thoughts

[highladyluck]

It’s probably kinda weird how important it is to me that Baby Bulbasaur poops regularly and easily- her doing a good poop genuinely makes my day- but then again I have been very conscious of my own poop ever since I experienced pit toilets.

There is something about encountering poop without the transfiguring illusion of water or the concealing shroud of pipes that makes you pay more attention to it forever after.

[vermonsterfucker]

the grudge would totally get me. it meows like a cat? if im in a room and hear one of my cats meowing outside the door I AM LETTING THEM *IN* WDYM?!

[virtuecyberslop]

What if you knew a man who could fart such that it sounded completely like your deceased loved one's voice?

[shalvisharma]

Running fast (& slow)

Are you running too fast? Who is to say how fast is fast enough? As small children, our parents push us to run fast. Our teachers at school tell us to run faster than our classmates or we will be left behind. You assume all the running would end one day. That one day you will grow up and all the doing/eating/watching/reading fast will stop because well you are an adult now. But it doesn't stop. It doesn't even pause. It only gets speedier in different time and space. At workplace, in grocery stores, in parking lots, out of parking lots, in the gym, while traveling, in saving, in investing, in buying homes, in selling homes. The 'fast' never slows down. But, who is to say how fast is fast enough.

[ibscatboy]

that ibs hitting me at work

[ibscatboy]

i just wanna be silly and have free time

[ibscatboy]

i’m pretty sure both my parents are convinced i’m a lesbian.. idk if it cuz i have never brought a boy home or it could maybe be because i play tlou2 on repeat 🤔

[ibscatboy]

you either die a hero or live long enough to tell a child to k y s in overwatch