#poopocalypse

[spidersaiyan]

Did a quick comic page for fun. Just a bit of satire amongst everything going on. Hope ya like it!

[mmccubbing]

We had a minor #poopocalypse situation today so Bob is getting a complete disassembly and cleaning. 😬 https://www.instagram.com/p/CUQgHStvkly/?utm_medium=tumblr

[advice-for-remy]

Advice for Remy, Day 64. Where possible, always have a change of clothes nearby. Hopefully there won’t be many times in your adult life where you’re absolutely desperate for a change of clothes when you’re out and about. Rarely in my adult life have I found myself in dire need of a new pair of trousers, say, in the middle of a working day (although it has happened - though that’s a story for another time), or desperate for a spare pair of socks during an afternoon walk. But it’s one of those cases where, despite it being generally very rare and usually never happening, on the one unusual occasion you do actually need them, you’ll probably REALLY need them. Never is this phenomenon more evident than when you’re 10 months old. Today, you left the house in good spirits, ready for your usual lunchtime soirée with your little bunch of baby friends at Music Bugs. Now, I wasn’t there to witness this first hand, but I hear from a reliable spousal source that by the time you got there you had unleashed what can only be described as Poomageddon. The Poopocalypse. a category 5 Poonado. A Poonami of poo, covering a vast area. Imagine the splash zone at Sea World - we’re talking that sort of perimeter. People were quarantined, animals were rescued, historic buildings were cordoned off - the full works. Now I realise that when you’re older you generally have a more rigid and professional control of your bowels, and don’t have the luxury of Pampers finest to keep you safe and secure. But still, you can never be too sure, so a spare change of clothes somewhere close by might not be a bad idea. After all, nobody wants to be singing along to Pop Goes The Weasel almost naked from the waist down. Is that what you want? (Again?)

[calvino-s13]

#Repost @crohnsresearch I need to step my game up lol #poopocalypse #jokes #funny #fuckcrohns #ineedanadult #wholetmeadult https://www.instagram.com/p/BrQq-04g-br/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ek5jecwvb507

[afniel]

I took some toilet paper and a red Sharpie and wrote every bad thing I'm fighting right now, plus a few, until I ran out of space. Then I crossed each thing out, stating that it has been defeated by Ra and Set and their allies, until everything was scribbled out. I twisted the TP up and made it into a snake. I drew angry little dot eyes on it and slashed through its neck with more red and black. After that, I tore it apart, tail end first. I had goosebumps by the time I reached the head. I crushed the pieces and spat on them four times, then I flushed the poop down the toilet where it belongs. Afterward I lit Lilith's candles and a new Dark Moon incense cone I got at Pantheacon, because she gets new moon offerings when I can. I really want to be better about that. Damn, Kemetics, that was some seriously good stuff. I may be joining you in doing more execrations.

[afniel]

Time to make an a/pep and smush and tear it all apart. My moon app says the new moon is at .1% and that sounds like a good time. This'll be fun.

[jennekak]

I got in on the execration as well. ^^ All I did was draw a picture of a snake, then write in all that was bringing me down, as well as general things, like chaos, isfet, etc. And then I cut the head off and then the rest of the body was cut up while I whispered to myself, "I slay thee worker of Isfet, you are banished from my life." 

And then I burned all these pieces up and flushed the ashes down the toilet. I then cleansed the room and now my mood is very up in the clouds after having done this.