Imagine eating your 1st (and only) penis and you burn it

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Imagine eating your 1st (and only) penis and you burn it
Levi is pressing Mikasa to the kitchen counter, gliding the knife along the buttons of her shirt with a wicked smirk on his lips.
Mikasa *leaning into his touches*: What? Wanna cut off the buttons?
Levi: Make me.
Mikasa *slowly shaking her head, her hand, also with the knife, moving up to Levi’s collarbone*: Maybe I should just ruin your shirt, then?
Armin, who was invited to the housewarming to their freshly renovated cottage *writhing nervously at the kitchen table*: Uhm… I hate to interrupt, but… I’m right here. And you were supposed to just cut the vegetables…
Eren: Armin, there's something that's been bothering me...
Armin: What is it, Eren.
Eren: It's about... I mean... I am not sure but I think I'm into guys...?
Levi: Oh definitely, you're fucking gay for me.
Armin:
Eren: You know what, you might have a point.
*staring intensifies* (S4 Ep. 12/ Ch. 118)
Armin telling it like it is
This is old but I forgot I had it saved so I thought I’d share it. I found it on Reddit and thought it was pretty funny lmao
I thought of this last night, its stupid but fun. Armin burps really loudly and alot. Youd be having dinner a restaurant and Armin just turns his head and burps really loud kinda covers his mouth a little. The whole room goes dead silent and just looks at Armin. His response are "sorry" "excuse me" or turns to the table next to you boht "you believe that came out of her"
omg 😭 Armin would be so awkward after that and he'd probably just sit there not knowing what to do. this was funny omg poor Armin 😭
Armin: the best target for perverts... version 2.0
poor boy...