#aot crack

[divinecrimson]

EREN JEAGER SMAU

Synopsis: you and Eren have been together for three years already hence why you talk to each other like besties instead of boyfriend and girlfriend. It’s giving, twin bitches:)

WARNINGS>< fem! Reader!, college boy Eren jeager, cursing, mentions of sex. Sexual interactions, insults, mentions of violence, mentions of eating out, reader is called mama a baby and love.

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT

[rissouu]

where the hell are my boxers !

characters: eren, armin, levi, jean, connie, and onyankopon.

warnings: fem!reader who likes wearing boxers, mentions of sexual content, crack, foul language, + etc!!

authors note: hello babagurl’s i know it’s been a whileee. i haven’t done aot content in years, im a lil lazy so for now you guys only get smau’s okay?? this ones a bit odd bc i was trying to be creative smhhh, but i hope you still enjoy mwah ily!

©rissouu 2025 (lmaoo my humor corny asf but i hope these made u smile just a lil)

[sukunastoenailclippings]

Erwin's psycho wife just roams around hitting people and being sassy

[sixpennydame]

“What the actual fuck, y/n.”

You’d never heard Levi sound so angry. Almost disgusted.

“I can explain.”

“There’s nothing to explain. It’s apparent what’s happened here.”

Enraged, Levi barges through the room, inspecting every corner. “You really didn’t think I’d notice? You must think I’m some kind of idiot.”

You follow him as he continues his tirade. “I’m sorry. It’s doesn’t mean anything…”

At that, he turns, his brow furrowed.

“Am I not good enough for you?”

“No! You are!” you argue. “It’s just —“

“Then why the hell would you hire a house cleaner??”

You should have known he’d notice.

“We’ve just been so busy lately, and I thought you’d appreciate the help. You know I’m terrible at cleaning.”

“That’s true. You really are shit at it. And I guess I have been busy lately.” With a sigh Levi moves toward you. He grabs your waist and pulls you against him, your arms immediately going around his neck. “But don’t do that again, unless you really want to piss me off.”

You gently kiss his lips and then pull back with a smirk. “I don’t know, I kinda like it when you get riled up.”

“Don’t push your luck..” He returns your kiss with another.

“Umm…excuse me…”

A voice in the corner breaks the two of you from your intimate moment.

“Should I keep cleaning this room, or…” the housecleaner asks.

Silvery blue eyes flash at the little old lady, who stands with broom in hand.

“You’re dismissed,” he says. “And shut the door behind you.”

[glowinqambrr]

is that my expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable husband Jean Kirstein!?!?

AWOOOOGA

art by@kellyp00kie

[spookyevilgay]

This conversation did in fact happen, right after the events of the ACWNR OVA. Source: I saw it in a dream once 😂

(Original audio from the Office series)

[arcaneloverxx]

my ex...

part 1 (Levi, Eren, Armin, & Jean)

synopsis: you text them and tell them you miss your ex to see their reaction.

warnings: slight cursing, sexual talk, (1 kms joke)

Levi:

Eren:

Armin:

Jean:

note: Okay guys, this is my second time trying this whole text thing. I enjoyed making these so please let me know what you guys think and if you have any suggestions. Love you guys <3!!

[smbodythatiusedtono]

Guys I honestly have no idea what this is. But I found it funny. ⚠️ warnings : Crack fic, Crazy chemistry teacher Hange, Levi suffering, Teachers modern au.

Hange bounced around like a wound-up spring. “[Name], come onn it’s just a little sample.” You ran across the lab, convinced that the Chemistry teacher had officially lost their mind, chasing after you with a vial of their latest concoction. It was a pale blue liquid with suspicious bubbles.

“Just a little sniff, for Science!”

You nearly knock over a stack of notebooks as you ran for the sake of your nose and your appetite.

"Please Hange, I've got sandwiches for lunch and I want to eat them without throwing up." The last time they asked to smell one of their ‘experiments’, you ended up fainting right there on the floor of the Chemistry lab.

Hearing the commotion, Levi walked in, and you nearly collided into him. “Tch, watch where you’re going, brat” he said without looking up, until he saw that it was you, a teacher and not some rogue student running about. He then turned to see Hange with a wide manic grin holding up a test-tube.

“LEVII can you smell this for me, pretty please?”

“HELL NO”

He said, taking a step back as Hange walked closer. You rushed behind Levi, who took out a spray bottle and held it up like a weapon.

"Don't do it, four-eyes.."

"Do whaaat, shortie?~"

Hange lunged forward , causing the mystery blue liquid to spill.

Levi stood still, shooting a death-glare at Hange. The liquid dripped off his raven hair and onto his shirt, smelling oddly sweet and lemony. He half-expected it to turn him into a frog or make him grow wings but nothing happened.

Hange looked at him apologetically then laughed. "Relax shortie it was just some soda I mixed with food colouring, I thought it would be a cool drink for our staff potluck."

You couldn't help but let out a chuckle too. Levi's glare shifted to you, looking slightly betrayed. "You two better clean up this mess."